Welcome to My Twisted Mind

The universal human experience of packing underwear for a vacation like you’re going to shit yourself every day

star trek be having episodes titled shit like “the city on the edge of forever” “who mourns for adonais?” “and the children shall lead” “is there in truth no beauty?” “for the world is hollow and i have touched the sky” and “let that be your last battlefield” and expect me not to go bonkers fucking yonkers

Yeah, and then the plot is “ a belly dancer is murdered and the suspects are Scotty and actual Jack the Ripper”

googling "women" to see how they have been doing lately because i dont want to message any of them

mr clean off the shits

Bro İ hate being an academic they're making me write shit 😭 İ thought İ was just supposed to sit in an old chair smoke & say something french every now and then 😢

am i having a stroke why are your i's so long i'm

Why...why isn't she wearing pants?

it's more of a pussy out look

One time I was cooking with a girl and we were both bilingual but we didn’t have a language in common so we were just sitting by the fire doing prep work quietly and I was peeling little garlic cloves to mince and she put her hand on my arm to stop me and demonstrated how you’re supposed to press on the clove with the flat side of your knife to break the shell off all at once to peel it and I was like oh! And I imitated her and she nodded in approval and we went back to quietly peeling and mincing the garlic and I don’t want to be hyperbolic but in that moment I was like wow I truly understand the universal thread of human love and connection inherent in our souls or whatever

In high school there was a Russian exchange student in my gym class, and he spoke very little English at the time. So a group of boys went over to him, sat around him, and then one of them drew a pot leaf on a piece of paper and handed it to him. He looked at it, nodded, and everybody cheered. It was a beautiful moment to behold.

So I’ve seen almost no social media promotion for it, but someone created a website where people can list/find aromantic friendly professionals like therapists and doctors. It’s a little sparse at the moment, but almost all of the information is crowdsourced, so if people know of aro-friendly professionals I encourage you to submit a recommendation! The more people add to this, the better it will be as a community resource!