laundry room

My middle school gave you detention if you didn’t turn in your homework on time did I ever tell y’all about that

in a similar way, my middle school gave detention to people who were late 3 times. my dad used to be the reason we were late, so sometimes he would literally go in and serve detention for me by doing paperwork in the front office

Feeling old yet? Breaking Bad ended in the year 1890.

just molted for the first time ama

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

ok no more questions

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oh god it’s too quiet, looks like someone got predated ….

Looking up a restaurant menu beforehand is a new one I haven’t heard of before

Oh man you're only part-time anxious huh?

Nah bud I’m certified diagnosed full time 24/7 on that anxiety grindset

I just never heard of deciding what you’re gonna eat before you even get there. I ain’t judging. Just learning.

We’re all fighting our own battles. I for example show up 20 minutes too early to basically everything

ah, so you can get a head start on the menu IN-PERSON. hm hm i must try this indeed

🥺 oh my god

i read this as ionized <3

oh. i love. 🏳️‍🌈

I'm an anxious little fuck. I get scared

Uh-oh, coming down with a case of “what-if-a-bunch-of-other-people-experience-these-symptoms-as-bad-as-I-do-but-they-suck-it-up-and-work-anyway-and-I’m-just-being-a-little-bitch”-itis

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I feel like the actual message here is going over a lot of y’all’s heads

this is genuinely important to recognize, and people should go to therapy perhaps

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

I love that this joke works in English even though it's not written in English.