Married To The Moon

This genuinely activated my fight or flight instincts

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The money will do what now

I don’t care how the money gets here tbh

Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

What the fuck

This comes around every thanksgiving for like 3 years running now and it activates my fight or flight response

The only thing I trust is the cake but there’s a huge cursed vibe like a god of chaos and disorder decided to have a photoshoot and this is the result

reblog in 30 seconds to have a sugar daddy appear in your life

Is he like the opposite of Bob Ross?

Yes.

​this worked last night lets go for round two