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doc, my advice fetish is taking over my life, i just dont know what to do.......... (lecherous look appears in my eye)

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

TRIP REPORT. Dosage: .25L hot chocolate, 15g marshmallows. t-5m: began heating water, feeling anticipation. t2m: extremely cozy throughout whole body.

SADISTIC MUTUAL: it is a moral imperative to push the princess around, and punch her in the stomach, and roundhouse kick her in the throat, and cut her with blades ANTIMONARCHIST MUTUAL: [confused but enthusiastically going along with it] and line her up with her family and shoot her dead, and orchestrate a lie that they fled the country so that they are not remembered as martyrs

I remember how pop pop had to land his airshots at 400 ping when I was little. And I'll be damned if he ever got a frame over 30. I try to imagine the droning of the fans in his alienware 17 whenever I can't sleep. Always does the trick.

why the fuck does it say reblogs are turned off for this post. i didnt do that

they’re trying to stop the music

got a good thing going where these bandits give me a half share of whatever loot they pull from adventurers i send their way & the best part is i don't even need to lie or anything since every hero is born with the unshakeable belief in their ability to win a fight against ten guys at once. just gotta say "we've got bandit trouble in the west, let me mark it on your map" and a week later i get $15 from Wulfric the Hound on cashapp

maybe pjackk will return on easter like how that other guy did

Today i celebrate another victory for my Fenian brothers ☘️✊🇮🇹🥔🍀

that’s the italian flag

Suck my shit sassenach pig fucker 🖕 turn on your car

okay a, i am literally a middle schooler i don’t own a car. b, im glad the queen is dead too i mean fuck that colonizing imperialistic bitch. and c, i was straight up just correcting u bestie pls calm down

Sorry i was raised by a poor pindar farmer in mishigan i don know any better