bug wizard

goodposting example: hey guys, just fucked a bug

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that tumblr sexyman poll is pissing me off so bad like oh my god ryland grace isn't a tumblr sexyman MY MOM FINDS HIM SEXY . THAT'S RYAN FUCKING GOSLING ToT ... IDC if tumblr loves him he's also ryan god damn gosling . at least senshi and tenna are like a little more niche, a little more against the grain... RYLAND GRACE IS PLAYED BY RYAN GOSLING............ YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY !!!

productive morning so far. I made eight new species of horses and one hundred Brand New mosquitoes and I set them all free

not meeting the mosquito quota, smh

you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄

friendly fucking reminder do NOT post about your lootdrops publicly!!! this post is a great example of "table baiting" to get you to reveal what valuables you drop on death WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY PUTTING YOU AT RISK OF FARMING!!! think for a second and be safe out there!!

upong my death i just turn into 50 swarms of wasps. i think i should be fine

it’s pride month, minions. you know what that means

do you want us to, like, cast gay spells my leige?

<|:^)

on it boss

Work it grandma

@dolldirector @mama-germany

@sorcerervaati @angiethewitch @reallybadgirlcovention

@gothiccharmschool

I love her so much. SO MUCH.

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atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

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hey guys so the hero that keeps barging in my tower seems to be using some sort of chronomancy called “quick saving.” have we figured out any counters for that yet or what’s the deal

To a worm, a rainy day is the club

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not quite the bug magic i know how to use, but this is really cool and i feel like i should share it

I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.

the whole vaccine deal tbh

antidepressants

Yes these are all the work of wizards

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

3th time i’ve reblogged this

wands are like the smartphone of the wizard world, a slimmed and streamlined spellcasting apparatus of the modern era that has many slightly older wizards going "ugh kids these days don't know what it's like to have the sturdy weight of a Staff in your hands at all times. sure its not as portable but at least i can still use it to beat a motherfucker when im out of mana."