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i don't do bad sauce passes
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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DEAR READER
Cosmic Funnies
One Nice Bug Per Day
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Kiana Khansmith
AnasAbdin
we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
d e v o n
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
@theartofmadeline
Keni
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@bug-mage
Work it grandma
OK I SAID WORK IT AND SHE REALLY DID
I think you mean, "Work it, GREAT grandma". And she does!
@dolldirector @mama-germany
@sorcerervaati @angiethewitch @reallybadgirlcovention
@gothiccharmschool
I love her so much. SO MUCH.
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i turned it into a gif ok? ok
atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin
agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe
hii hello! could you make some cute snail, sea slug, shark and/or octopus pngs? please please please
hey there!! yes i can, i hope these are okay for you <33
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hey guys so the hero that keeps barging in my tower seems to be using some sort of chronomancy called “quick saving.” have we figured out any counters for that yet or what’s the deal
To a worm, a rainy day is the club
🪰 Find the bugs, feed them your brains, and throw them at your enemies! 🧠
Here’s an animation for a game I’d like to make. Music and sound by the talented Paul Fraser.
There are no plans yet to make this a legit game, but if you’d like to see more of Buggomancer, you can buy me a coffee! ❤️🐝❤️
not quite the bug magic i know how to use, but this is really cool and i feel like i should share it
I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.
the whole vaccine deal tbh
antidepressants
Yes these are all the work of wizards
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)
I love None Pizza with Left Beef.
3th time i’ve reblogged this
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wands are like the smartphone of the wizard world, a slimmed and streamlined spellcasting apparatus of the modern era that has many slightly older wizards going "ugh kids these days don't know what it's like to have the sturdy weight of a Staff in your hands at all times. sure its not as portable but at least i can still use it to beat a motherfucker when im out of mana."
there is a non-zero chance i will post renfaire outfits here eventually, which will involve very large bugs
so i forgot that i had a ziploc w gall specimens in it in my pocket so today at work i went huh whats this and then pulled a ziploc containing multiple live wasps out of my vest
they say they love insects but they hate wasps and mosquitoes
This is what bug haters look like
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glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them
edit: people are starting to say some "my worst nightmare" or "eeeww no that one is yucky and scary" comments on this like they do on any bug post and id like to say. it's fine if you don't like bugs it's fine if you're scared of bugs but don't put that on MY post clearly talking about how much i like them and how cute i think they are. you can make your own damn post about how much you hate wasps or spiders or whatever. i'm blocking people who make these kinds of comments.
women's beauty standards:
- hourglass body shape
- tiny waist
- long legs
- large eyes
- no body hair
conclusion:
conventionally attractive woman
