I’m Just Here For A Laugh

Love of my life

He was investigated by the secret service for this joke

Which makes it SO much funnier

countries be like our covid cases are up again. my brother in christ you lifted the mask requirements

“If you give a man a fish, he will eat for a day; if you teach a man to fish, he will eat for a lifetime,” but you have done neither. You have stood before us and eaten fish after fish, and chided us for our greed as you have done so. You have cast aside their offal and simultaneously chided us for our waste. You then told us that, coincidentally, you owned the river, and our parents should have gotten us the same if we wanted fish. You gave a man a fish to murder us if we step too close to the river, or speak too loud, or eat a fish from another river. You’ve copyrighted the fishing net. It costs us fish to leave.

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss? nah. exile, excommunication, execution. 

does the mortifying ordeal of being known guy know that his paragraph from a six year old NYT opinion piece about emailing pictures of goats to coworkers has become God Tier Tumblr Gospel ? like does he KNOW though