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(Logan is the wife, LOL)

Has anyone recreated this meme with Wade? Idk, but I have now, lol

Guess this is my Wade Wilson birthday art now (actually didn't know it was his birthday today until I saw other people's posts here)

The OG image is below the cut

Deadpool & Wolverine | Deadpool/Wolverine, Wade Wilson/Logan Howlett | M | 4.7k words | poolverine week 2024, day 7: birthday

“I know more than I’d like to, really. But it’s Wade, TMI doesn’t exist.” “T..M..?” “God, you fucking dinosaur— too much information. Wait. If that wasn’t why you called me here, then what?” “His birthday party.” Logan grumbles. “...Which is in November.” “Helps to start early. I want it to be…” He quickly clears his throat. “memorable.” “Nobody does that shit unless they’re really in love, surprise parties are a bitch to plan.” Vanessa swirls her drink. “So you see, I was right.” She knocks it back and almost drops the mug.

day seven of @poolverine-week !!! happy birthday to wade wilson the loml and my favourite character ever. you are everything to me.

hyperlinks are broken so here’s the link. https://archiveofourown.org/works/60745612

I've been trying my best to do @poolverine-week but haven't made anything I'm really happy with yet so here's day 6 (sharing clothes prompt... kinda?).

Like. I cannot stop thinking of Logan being assigned as the back up chaperone for the girls. Especially for missions. Of course if they take teen girls out on a mission they try to bring a lady professor along too. Usually storm, She is really pulling some den mother hours across the franchises. But in the absence of her or Jean, I think Logan must naturally be the back up option for the girls. And not just by their own election either. Although it's incredibly funny to picture them all collectively discussing who they want to be in charge of them and telling Scott (who i love, but also love to fuck with) That they all voted and the male teacher they trust the most is fucking Logan of all people. The insult???

But also Charles would think it's a great idea, not only because it gives Logan a responsibility that'll keep him in place and on task, but also because Wolverine canonically can smell people up to half a mile away and has super enhanced hearing.

Like the grubby asshole is probably gonna pass out in the living room of whatever safe house with a beer in his hand, but he'll also be strategically placed between all entrances and the boys half of the house, and the girls. You cannot get past him. He's a sleeping guard dog.

Imagine with me for a moment, a room full of teenage boys their girlfriends just ten feet away, away from the school and the psychics for once, with distracted guardians off planning or passed out. All collectively hovering in the doorway of their temporary room, knowing that if they take two steps into the living room that bottle is flying at their heads. Just trapped in there.

One girl tries to sneak past him early in the night and without opening an eye he just says, "Don't even think about it."

Just Logan in his most natural guard dog state.

He still can wash it and the stains won't go away, maybe he gets a new set whenever it gets torn or something... like replacing white clothes is a lot easier than hand making a whole new suit you knowww OH AND YEAH he would def still do a mask because the glasses don't seem too practical but apart from that yuh

Anyway, doodles.

@poolverine-week

Day 5 - vacation

They try to work out the situation and things rapidly deteriorate as they realize they’re trying to have a conversation between, conservatively, at least 8 consciousnesses, using only 3 mouths, which is less effective than you might think. Venom pops out of Eddie’s shoulder to try to even the numbers a bit; Moon Knight screams like a little girl and Deadpool makes a very inappropriate comment about Venom’s tongue.

At some point during the night Deadpool somehow ends up dressed in drag, which causes Venom to insist to Eddie that they find a pretty dress too.

There’s a grenade which they all try to throw themselves on at the same time, resulting in all of them getting blown up. Deadpool heals fastest. The others insist it is not a competition, which, Deadpool notes, is what people losing a competition always say.

Deadpool spends much of the night whining at Moon Knight to “use one of your sexy accents”, which Moon Knight flatly refuses to do, until Steven fronts at a plot-important moment and Deadpool almost swoons. Venom is secretly a little hurt that his voice isn’t also considered sexy, and by “secretly” I mean Eddie doesn’t hear about anything else for a solid forty minutes.

wrong stall, bub