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the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone

This program had its funding cut during the DOGE cuts last year and now the parasitic worm they were trying to slow the spread of has officially arrived in the United States.

one of my favorite tropes in chinese literature is when a guy’s wife is clearly a ghost/demon/fox fairy and he just can’t see it. i’m reading a story where this guy keeps getting arrested because his wife will just magically steal steal shit out of sealed boxes and give it to him as a present, and whenever someone is like dude i think something’s up with his wife he asks her and she’s like i’m literally normal. so he turns around and says yeah guys she’s literally normal

i stopped giving a shit about "legit" purchases of digital products after i spent $80 on the entire Dark Horse collection of Trigun/Trigun Maximum ebook mangas, learning that I only got access to reading them through a proprietary website ereader function, couldn't download them, and couldn't get a refund, and then literally only a year later, getting an e-mail stating that Dark Horse was shutting down that part of their company and I wouldn't even be able to read them anymore. Fuck that

Pirate shit. Don't feel bad for it. It's not "your fault" that artists, independent or otherwise, can't make a living. You downloading an album or ebook for free isn't the cause of the problem. The cause is capitalism, plain and simple, and pirating is a lucky loophole that will companies are still trying to stomp out.

as a child i visited an abandoned military fort and became convinced a demon lived there. he had a name and i drew pictures of him incessantly and i made notes about him but i thought he was a sort of info hazard i.e. that he could only harm you if you knew about him so i wrote my notes reflected backwards so you’d have to hold them up to a mirror to read them. i had a chant i considered a protective charm against him. in retrospect these were all Creepy Child In A Horror Movie things to do but what i really want to say is that I’d like to have sex in that fort.

reblog this and put in the tags at least two (2) songs you are listening to on repeat right now

The year is 2020. Cole Sprouse is getting married. The bride, when she is supposed to say ‘I do,’ instead says ‘IT WAS JUST A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT, HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?’ and storms off. It is the fifth time this has happened. Such is life for Cole Sprouse.

i thought maybe it was shitpost but no

He's turning The People's House into Six Flags Over Washington

I guarantee that this is being built in a rush by non-union labor, so we have a real opportunity for a Final Destination scenario here.

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