Infinity

Great job team hit the showers

i love making ppl laugh . its like ….. u liked that didnt u 😏 lol

i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with

the problem is that everything is really interesting. it would be far easier if only a few specific things were interesting

We are receiving unconfirmed reports that it is bedtime. Citizens are advised to get into their pajamas and remain on high alert

noticing that the older i get the funnier "i'm only (age)" gets as an excuse

thinking abt how im definitely someones cringe mutual ❤️ please dont go

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i hate to be this person because i used to roll my eyes at people who told me this but finally making myself go through uncomfortable situations for the possibility of joy has resulted in me being happier than i ever could have imagined being. i do think that you should always listen to yourself but i prevented my own happiness for a long time by not knowing how to tell intuition from overthinking and being too afraid and sticking to negative what if’s when i should have been sticking to positive what if’s. not every venture outside your comfort zone will result in some revelation that moves the earth under your feet but the probablilty of it is zero if you never venture out

my only wish is that once guillermo does turn into a vampire he becomes just as stupid as the rest of them I think being an absolute idiot just comes with the vampire curse

See, I haven't seen wwdits and read this and just sort of automatically thought you meant Guillermo del Toro and was like yeah that tracks

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

Thank you everyone for another great turnout to the january-february mass depressive episode

Unlike humans, potatoes are not afraid of being fried alive

what

what

i love the term "unwell"... theres something very very wrong with you. not saying what tho