beauty in death

so funny to me that some cats just come with built in eyeliner

like can you imagine if there was a gene in humans that just made some people look really cunty from birth for no reason

the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

i genuinely think that physically it’s easier to have hard conversations when you’re both facing forward, not having to look at each other. the catholic church knew this also

scantily is basically the most classic way to be clad

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

we must believe the love is worth the risk of whatever comes after btw

a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”

so funny in dragon age inquisition where everyone was like "hoooly fuck. can solas shut up. can he stop talking about spirits and the fade for 5 fucking secondsss." is like if you had a coworker who texted you nonstop like "broooo I love surfing i love the sea 💦🏝⛵🌊 haha water and shit yo. man let's hit some waves let's cowabunga let's swim with the fishiessss haha hmu" and then you find out he's poseidon

when I was a young kid I put on my dog's collar because I thought it was funny and my dad told me to take it off because it was "a sex thing" and I knew nothing about sex except that it somehow involved dog collars until I was like 11. unsure how this affected my psychosexual development exactly but it definitely did something

Well, you are on Tumblr now, so that should give you some hints.

should i just kill myself

I dunno tumblr user manlet suicide, should you just kill yourself

please please does anybody have the “i love my this” image please i can’t find it anywhere i’m getting desperate

the scary part about getting better is that there's this constant fear that things will go back to what they once were

see one of my problems w movies n tv shows is that they often show a character of like a scientist or a historian and try and make them extremely boring but that shit just doesnt work on me. theyll b like 'well in 13th century turkey...' n everyone will b like ughhh shut up professor dinglebarry no one cares and like. well excuse me. stop the movie. id like to hear more about 13th century turkey.