Goddess

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

*reblogs as I’m doing it*

feels like a real step back that with all the sexual freedom available to us we moved to Hookup Culture instead of Having Sex With Friends Culture

Kiss the homies. Hold the homies. Make love to the homies. Then play smash.

*nods sagely* smash bros and then Smash Bros

#hell yeah #I’ll show you a good time and then kick your ass with Luigi #come at/on me bro

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

Saving this post to show my boss who I told the AI flier makes us look lazy and ignorant, and offered to hand draw one. She still printed tons of ai fliers and I'm tempted to make a better one just because it annoys me so much.

Fun update: event was canceled because literally nobody rsvp'd to the AI flier.

Today is the anniversary of the death of Jonathan Joss (King of the Hill, Parks and Rec). Jonathan Joss was an Indigenous, gay man who died protecting his transgender husband, on the first day of Pride month. Today we remember him and how he protected his family.

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

I feel like that one scene of Justin Bieber getting shot in csi

can i come over and watch you play games