shinee goes grocery shopping
picked up a package of dubu and carried it around (”don’t talk to me or my son ever again”)
takes a sample, waits five minutes to casually walk by and take another one
buys a pineapple to remember his boy pinee
if lost can find him watching the crabs in the tanks
smells candles until everything is just one indistinguishable strong scent and he has a huge headache
pls no more chicken breast
stress bought a whole chocolate mousse cake
reenacting risky business in the aisles
people are staring but what is shame???
uses most of his time choosing a body wash (”we are going to leave you here if you don’t pick one in the next three minutes”)
buying fruit for juice cleanse and jam
wallet is full of receipts and coupons
actual coupon master. his total goes from $56.35 to $24.70
buys french baguettes and cheese to feel fancy
another trip to the store, another pair of house slippers (he has too many for a person who has only two feet but this one is pink and has bunny ears so)
avocados + bananas + protein powder
buys all the practical shit like toilet paper and garbage bags
lines up the shopping carts so well people keep asking him if he works there
doesn’t have the heart to tell them no so he helps customers get things from high shelves and stuff
waits until he’s surviving off cup ramen to even go
puts random shit in the cart
buys a jackfruit bc “it looks cool” but doesn’t know how to eat it so it’s just there… in the fridge… mocking him
also never knows which groceries are his???
rides the shopping cart like a scooter (push, push, weeeeee)
makes direct eye contact with all the video cameras and doesn’t. look. away. security is v uncomfortable
