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What's up bitches my 6-year-long relationship with the person I thought I was going to marry just ended so now I'm back on tumblr to read Astarion smut and sell nudes

we have a new prize comment which is “pretty neurotypical of you to assume i have the capacity to care about other people”

girls.

all i had to do was write “girls.” in a pink font and all the wlws slammed reblogged

the only way to experience this video is at half speed

A little carbonation, and I’ll see you later

glass glass glass made of glass

elon musks tinder bio: sex and kink- positive sapiosexual. 46. queering science, capitalism, & union busting. hmu if youre a goth girl into pegging 👀. ravenclaw. intj. don’t call me elongated muskrat or i WILL block and report you

everyone needs a little wooden spoon.

2018 art hoe fashion

‘In 1778, two Irish gentlewomen put on men’s clothing and ran away together.  Lady Eleanor Butler had received several offers of marriage but was determined to share her life with her friend Sarah Ponsonby. […] They spent the rest of their lives in a black and white house called Plas Newydd outside Llangollen, cultivating their garden, improving their minds and filling the house with clocks, cabinets and “whirligigs of every shape and hue”.  [They also had] a little dog called Sapho.’

“Friend”

They literally named their dog Sapho

just 18th century gals being pals

TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.

unbuttoned plaid flannel + nothing underneath? lesbian lingerie.

anyone else horny as fuck right now

Literally what the fuck

I feel so sorry for the girl who keeps running into these goddamn transformers