I have a headache

You take one step onto the boat and already half of the passengers are drunk. This completely normal.

There are specimens of homo sapiens species covering every horizontal surface on the ship. Are they sleeping, dead or drunk, you don’t really want to know.

From the karaoke bar you can hear loud yelling (or is that singing?) in Finnish. You keep your distance from the funky Finnish beats, lest you be dragged into karaoke battle with middle-aged drunk Finns. 

You trip over someone’s booze cart. You just did so 25 seconds ago. There is no escape from booze carts.

At the perfume shop you wonder why you’re even there, for the make up is over priced and the souvenirs on offer suck. You stare at a perfume that offends your sense of smell the least and then leave.

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