Chalumeau

every time someones says "hey how are you" and i say "good" and forget to add the "how about you?" i feel like i've missed a quicktime event

i am once again experiencing urges and desires

y’all thinking this is a horny post but it’s about violence actually

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

everyone needs a creative outlet to stick a creative fork into

Absolutely horrid that a 10hr sleep does not cure you of all that ails you

it doesn't even cure me of being tired

I still love this website so much because it feels like the last connection we have to an internet that doesn’t exist anymore like I can come on here and scroll through posts that are literally just funny or beautiful or interesting with no intention to sell me something or influence me we are all just here for a laugh. Nothing is just for laughs anymore EXCEPT tumblr dot com

Never before has an animal’s face so clearly expressed “You think you’re hilarious, don’t you?”