universal afterthought

the most criminaly annoying thing rich people do is buy stupid bullshit food because it makes them look rich to the people around them. Oh wow you spent $1000 whole dollars on a gourmet gold leaf burger? Just go to a random diner and get a regular cheese burger and leave the sever a $100 tip if you want to feel that same level of overwhelming satisfaction with your oppulance you obnoxious dickhead at least then the waiter can make rent and you provided some good to society instead of eating gold like a dipshit

Almost blocked someone for being a bot because their URL ended in a string of numbers but then I realized the numbers were 42069 and I wanted to apologize like when a nobleman fails to recognize his king disguised in the garb of a commoner

"human error happens" bro there are several thousand terfs and nazis on this site and yet my friends get clipped for posting clothed selfies. after a certain point "human error" is just "de facto policy"

society's infantilization of decorated objects is honestly one of the greatest recent crimes against humans' innate desire for beauty

This is exactly why US companies fight so hard against universal healthcare; even if single payer healthcare is cheaper on a per-person basis and takes the cost away from the employer, it also takes POWER and leverage away from the employers... and they don't ever want to give that up.

They should invent a job that i actually want to do

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

Yeah sorry we put your boyfriend in the corner. Yeah, he’s in the spotlight, losing his religion. Yeah he’s trying to keep up with you :/ oh no I’ve said too much