Welcome To The Shitshow

a hometown is a type of dead wife

i just feel like friendship is one of the most expansive and beautiful forms of love you can ever experience and i wish we gave it more credit

love when you go to an aquarium and you really hit it off with one of the fish

i feel like im a weird age where i got just a blurry glimpse at the world Before. it used to be cold in the mornings and websites had fun games and the search results showed you what you searched for. covid wasn't a thing. can anybody fucking hear me. did i dream it all????

if you've ever applied for a job you deserve 50 million dollars in financial compensation

it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. you were IN the drawer WHAT is your problem

sometimes I look at my friends and I am just overwhelmed by the sheer luck of it. the universe is so violently massive and terrifyingly empty, but somehow, against all odds, my brand of weird gravity pulled in your brand of weird gravity. we are just ghosts haunting the same corner of the internet, sharing a brain cell, and keeping each other tethered to the earth.

having a best friend who meets your level of freak is unmatched. you present them with the most unhinged, deeply buried thought from the depths of your psyche and instead of blinking blankly they just go "oh absolutely"—and I think that mutual brain rot like that is the highest form of intimacy actually.