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these wack ass birthdates … no way is Worf younger than GEORDI

bonus from the wiki:

So when Picard becomes captain of the Enterprise-D he’s 58 years old

Beverly Crusher is 39

Geordi and Riker are 28

Deanna is 27

Tasha Yar is 26

And Worf is fuckinggggg 23

Not listed is Data’s activation date which is 2338 according to memory alpha, putting him at running for 25 years when he’s an officer on the Enterprise-D. Doesn’t feel right that he’s older than Worf also .

Honorable mentions for other characters listed above:

Chakotay is 34 when TNG starts, 40 at the start of DS9, and 42 at the start of VOY

Sisko is 31 at the start of TNG, 37 at the start of DS9, and 39 when VOY starts

Janeway is 27 at the start of TNG, 33 starting DS9, and 35 starting VOY

Bashir is 22 when TNG starts, 27 turning 28 when DS9 starts (remembering a canon line here), and 29 turning 30 when VOY starts

And um. Seven of Nine is 14 when TNG starts, 20 when DS9 starts, and 22 when VOY starts.

Not listed but we know Jadzia Dax is also 28 when DS9 starts, putting her at 22-23 when TNG begins and 30-31 when VOY starts. Her birth year is most likely 2340.

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Gates McFadden

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