Wâldwiif

Every vampire is all "oh drinking blood is better than any food, drugs, even sex" but I don't even believe them because all of them were literally made before the invention of really good drugs and before we got all the nice foods from the new world, so I don't trust any of their opinions. Lestat has never ate a potato and Armand hasn't ever even tasted tomaotes. The only guy I trust is Daniel Molloy who has probably tried every drug on earth, has definitely ate nice food and would be a valid judge on how good drinking blood really is.

why did louis and lestat write entire novels to each other about their marriage and each spent a huge portion of their novels talking about how hot and sexy this other guy armand is.

the two of us have a beautiful and tormentous vampire bond that no one else will ever understand. also there’s this third guy we both really love and badly want to fuck. and he’s evil