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this was 20 years ago and nothing’s changed

Unfortunately

does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014

i love that mayhem is a legal term. like u can be charged with mayhem. its like arresting someone for funny business

the jury finds the defendant GUILTY on all accounts of tomfoolery, japing and generally Taking the Piss

causing a ruckus

Now that is some vintage sports goth

This ad is very ominous and threatening.

I can’t tell what that tiny speck is but I’m 100% sure it’s lucky luciano

my new roommate’s best friend literally says “we’ll just go out for one drink” on a weeknight, goes to a club, has ONE drink while everyone else is getting to it, and then tells everyone when it’s time to go home so they can actually make it to class in the morning and I’m genuinely terrified by the amount of self control she has

saying you’ll just have one drink at the club on a school night and then following through and getting up for class the next day demonstrates the exact level of resolve it took to amputate your own arm on an 18th century battlefield