PERRO DINERO

hey you 🫵 have you washed your water bottle lately? 🫵 it’s getting hot and mold is going to grow 🫵 wash it 🫵

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

I don't want to buy mass-produced garbage from a big box store so I go to etsy but half of etsy is now dropshipped mass-produced garbage or AI slop so I go to the local arts and crafts street market but a ton of those booths are also selling the same generic plastic objects or identical stickers or 3D printed dragons so WHERE do I buy real trinkets and art from sincere freaks

btw dating sucks as a concept.

meeting up with someone with the explicit goal of figuring out whether or not you want a relationship with them spoils the dynamic. it sucks. it's terrible. fall in love with your friends like normal people.

as expected this one is a hit with the autism website

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

Your toddler was the Little Art Connoiseur

hey gang this post was not about how i have an armpit hair kink (i don't) and i don't really care to hear about the reasons you made up to justify its absence i just feel it makes more sense for toph's character for her to have armpit hair and i feel its exclusion is probably motivated by systemic misogyny and i frankly don't think this is that wild of a take like i think it's pretty basic feminism 101 here okay bye

Op ed by Oscar T. Grouch

do u ever talk to a customer and you can feel them trying to press the skip dialogue button