@spunkylilarrow
[My smile was wide it was New Years Eve and I was actually having fun tonight even though my life is a mess at the moment. I was happy to be spending New Years with my new bestie @alluringvdova She is not the Yelena from this Universe. But we connected as close friends. I wanted to forget all the chaos in my life. Have some fun. I laughed as Yelena said it was my turn to take a drink from the Russian Vodka. I took a long swig. I nearly got sick cause good size drink. Then I laughed hard at the faces Yelena made nearly spitting it out. My brows raised up.]
Yelena..... How am I suppose to drink when I lose and it my turn if you make me laugh.
Lucky help me out of here, uh?
We are having lots fun. We need to do this more way better than worrying.
[Laughs gets up stumbling towards the hall. Hears Yelena call my name. So I stumble back to the leaving room. Slurs when I talk some as I nearly trip and fall.]
Lucky that is not funny.... Don't look at me like that Luckys.... Nah, I am kidding lil guy.
[My eyes blink some as I try to focus some. I laugh lightly hearing Yelena talking to me and laughing. And try to maintain my balance as I start to turn and walk as I stumble around slight. Then I hear a buzzing noise. Something busts through breaking the glass. It lands on floor before emitting some type a gas. Then three darts fly through busting more glass. And two hit my chest. One in my leg. Boom I drop to my knees muffles.]
Owe..... That was not nice...
I hope this is not part of the Russian game...
[My words slurred some more as I spoke before falling flat on the rug by the TV. I could hear more buzzing and glass breaking as I faded to darkness passing out.]
[It had been fun here in this universe. And Kate made that possible. She is the best friend I had and her friendship brought me back from the edge of darkness and brought light back into my life. On my universe, I lost my sister Natasha. I had blamed Clint Barton for her death and killed him. Then soon after me and my team were sucked into this universe. I had discovered that not only is Natasha alive here but the me of this universe is married to Barton and step mother of his kids. On top of that, this Natasha and Yelena were supersoldiers. Unfortunately I was not. Just trained to peek human performance. As elated as I was to see Natasha, I felt out of place not having these abilities as her. And when I met Kate, I finally felt like I belong. I began taking a big drink while making faces at Kate making her laugh.] Come on Kate Bishop. You're gonna have to keep up with me. Consider it part of your Widow training Kate Bishop. [Keeps laughing some then takes another drink watching you stumle. Then shakes my head before speaking.] Don't black out on me Kate Bishop. First one to black out has to walk to the liquor store naked to buy some more vodka. [I laughed again then felt something hit my neck. I looked down seeing it was a dart. I then began to fall out of my chair. Hearing you speak.] No no Kate Bishop. I no would do this to my best frie...[Blacks out before I could finish what I was saying.
Look what we have here. Two Avengers in training. Yet oddly we took down the Widow with darts so easily.
Strange indeed.....I NEED THE ASSET! WHERE IS THE WINTER SOLDIER?
Bring the asset. Have him put the bodies in the Hydra ship.
With these two.... We can set a trap. Catch these so called Avengers....
[My lips turned a evil grin as I felt my love @brutalcrossbones hand touch my lower back. I lost my focus for a moment. Rumlow was my heart and his plans where as dark as mine own. I glanced around as my boots crushed broken glass walking through the damage from the darts. My tone dark as I spoke with deepened brows before folding my arms watching Winter soldier pick up the bodies.]
It's going to be fun watching them squirm.
We got those Avengers this time....
[Gets on the comms to Riley Hicks.] Hicks get it together. Bring in the Asset. We got some so called heroes here. [I was still getting used to this whole multiverse thing. Our Barnes had turned his back on Hydra and went back to being one of the heroes. Pathetic. But now we had this new Winter Soldier who still had his brains scrambled. Hicks was also new. She's former DSS Agent. I looked at one of the girls on the ground. I was puzzled as she was Romanoff's sister. Thought they were supersoldiers. I looked over your while rubbing the small of your back before speaking.] Ya know. I don't think this is the right Yelena. No matter, we'll take her and it'll still draw out Romanoff and her husband Rogers. [I then checked my gun as Hicks and The Asset were trying up the two girls. Finally I was gonna get my revenge on the building they dropped on me years ago. Took several surgeries to get my face back to normal..] The Avengers won't stand a chance babe.
I have been trying to contact our boss Ye.. Lena all day long.
I am frustrated but, concerned boss never ignores us. I can't get a lock on her Widows pod.
But, this is the last known address my transmitter picked up.
Where you seriously looking at my ass? Uh, no, I will not go to dinner tonight.
[Shakes my head my Russian accent sounded irritated at this point in it's tone. But Walker never gets it. He thinks am playing hard to get. And I am not sure understands me half the time. I step back facing the door turns on my Widows bites as they light up red. I look at the big man in a plain tone.]
Well, kick the door in. Something is definitely wrong John of Walker.
I said kick the door.... Kick...
[Reaches with my fist out with my bites set on kill. As soon as the big man kicked the door down I aimed my fist walking in slowly glancing around getting worried with my brows furrowed. When the place is cleared. I was beyond worried my tone shaken some.]
This is no good. We need the rest the team.
And definitely call the Avengers....
I said call the Aven gers.... Am I not speaking your so called English eh? And stop that my eyes are on my face!
Oh I've seen your ass plenty of times back in your wrestling days "Goddess". Come on Bliss we would be the perfect match ya know. Both of us supersoldiers. Or are you just sad Lynch got left behind in our universe? [Chuckles some cause I knew that even before being turned into supersoldiers in our universe, you and Becky Lynch were best friends almost sister-like.] Yeah were the hell is the boss lady? She's either bossing us or creepin out Bishop. [Hears you barking orders at me. Damn sexy voice though. Turns me on when she talks to me like that too.] I got it I got it. [Kicks the door in then starts looking around. The place looked trashed and no signs of Yelena or Kate anywhere.] Either Belova and Bishop had a damn fun night of drinking or someone took them. Yep I was just about to saw that.
[Hears you but wasn't listening to you as my eyes were focused on your chest.] Okay okay I heard you. [Gets out my phone then presses the emergency button for the Avengers.]
[Glances out the Window as @moralsoldier and I patrol the city we had heard there was a uprising inside Hydra. It's been couple years now Cap and I have been married. He treats me like no man has ever in my life. Other than my bestie Barton who was with my sister Yelena. And now with the Multiverse going chaotic. All these other Avengers from other universes appearing. Things where wild. Crazy like a bar fight in Russian on a Weds night. My brows furrowed hearing my Widows Pod beep it was that team from the other Earth. I pushed my pod on my wrist.]
Yes.... You guys are suppose to lay low what's going on?
You think Hydra has my sister from the other verse. And Clints protege? Home destroyed a few blood stains.
We are in the Avengers Jet our ETA is 4 minutes. Stay put!
[My brows furrowed deeper anger expressed on my features. I looked over at @moralsoldier he looked concerned as well. I grabbed the jet handles to steer as we took off at a faster speed then began to speak to my husband Cap.]
Babe if this is Hydra. I bet they are setting a trap.
Can you call the rest the team let them know our ETA and our location. Barton is going to be angry.
[My eyes turned more focused as we pulled up landing next to the entrance. Slid my batons behind my back. And stood to exit off the ship. As I made my way out of course our city fans cameras where flashing left and right taking pictures. I headed into the building to asses the situation looking for clues.]
[It had been a crazy couple of months since the whole multiverse mishap happened with @arrogantsorcery and @saedonicspidey. Some for the Best some for the worst. The worst being more Hydra agents and Loki's. Soon as I heard what your were saying I grabbed my shield and attached it to the straps on my back. I took your hand giving it a gentle squeeze.] We will find them Natasha. I know that Yelena seems distant from you but as soon as we get them back, we'll make a change to that. That and give her team a good talking to as well. No wonder Walker was stripped of being Captain America on their universe. Should never stare at a lady unless you put a ring on her finger. [I got out my phone and began dialing. I didn't want all the avengers on this one. Well not yet at least. I was calling @fatalvdova.] Yelena it's Steve. We need you and Barton. And if you could call Natalie and Tony. Other you and Kate were taken by Hydra.
Tell my sister I love her and of course Americas Captain. I will tell, Clint. And call our other sister and Tony.
Wait, so, the Yelena from the universe who is 100 % normal was taken? You think it was Hydra?
[My brow raised talking into my cell phone my Russian accent was comical saying Americas Captain. I laughed to myself it was odd fighting for the Avengers but thanks to my love Clint. I was now heading down the right road. But I wonder how many universes are coming through to this verse. And what time era is on those earths. Anyway I must focus cause who knows if the God from space was gonna be around. I nodded as I got off the phone with brows furrowed.]
Well, America's Captain said your Kate Bishop and the other verse of me was taken. They don't know who just yet. They want us to call my other sis and Tony Stark, my love. I will let you call, Tony.
Going to get my guns ready.
[Gives you a nod with a partial smile trying to stay focused again. Leaned over placing a small kiss on your lips. I had not been in a relationship in a long...Well, I do not remember. But I was happy. I made my way quickly across the room grabbing a duffle. Started tossing extra clips several for each of my guns. Several knives a new vest I bought. Then placed a few knives inside my vest. And on my hip next to my two sidearms. After loading all that I needed. I zipped up the bag. And nodded at @heroichawkeye talking on the phone. As I head to load the jeep we borrowed from S.H.I.E.L.D. and hit the unlock button before heading around to the trunk.]
[I was busy making some new arrows as Kate had taken mine. She was always doing that. I was glad she made friends with the other Yelena. Seems us hawks have a way of turning Yelenas back to being good. Especially since that one killed me in a different universe. I almost had the same date but just in time, Cap showed up with Nat. And ever since me and Yelena been close. So close that we got married a few months. I got up from my work bench hearing you on the phone. Kate and Yelena in trouble. I then got my arrows together and put them in my quiver. Then went over to you as soon as you were done talking to Cap. I placed my hand on the small of your back before speaking.] We need to get them now. Yelena 2 isn't a supersoldier like you. And from the Intel I jus got, it seems like Hydra. And apparently Norman Osborn has been funding them. I'll call Natalie and Tony babe. [Leans over kisses the side of your head before calling @widowsmarvel. ] Hey Natalie it's Clint, we got a situation here that's gonna require some iron suits and a few Spidermen. [I then hung up the phone then went to the jeep, and opened the trunk for us then put our weapons in the trunk. I went around to the driver's side and got in as we drove off to meet up with the rest of the team.]
Iron suits you say....What has my sisters got into this time.
I will tell, Tony. See you soon. Send us a text for the location and on the ETA. See you soon Clint.
[My brows furrowed thinking about the trouble Yelena and Kate was in. Hoping they where safe as I got off the phone with Clint. I headed down the hall to Tony's work room. I tapped on the wall as I walked in as usual Tony was jamming out to Ozzy and AcDc as he worked. I smiled as you saw me turning your music down.]
Tony... Clint called said Kate Bishop and that other Yelena the non super soldier Yelena both have been abducted.
Clint thinks Hydra and Oscorp might be involved.
He said he needs us suited up if possible and some spidermen if you could give them a call my love.
Jarvis activate Ironwidow suit!
"Yes, Madame, will, do."
[Gives Tony a kiss on his lips. And a wink as I turned around holding out my arms. As my suit flew to me one piece at a time with loud clinking noises. Then titled my head glancing up speaking.]
Jarvis call the sitter in her room tell her we are stepping out for a while.
"yes, Madame."
[I was working on a new suit one made of vibranium and a new metal called adamantium. I was jamming out to ACDC and some GNR as well when saw you looking beautiful coming down the the workshop. My smile faded when you mentioned that Oscorp might be involved. Oscorp had been my rival and the founder, Norman Osborn was ruthless beyond belief. Little did I know that @DiabolicGoblin was from @sarcasticweb universe and killed the Osborn from this universe. I put down my tools as you were speaking. Then kissed your lips in return before speaking.] If Osborn is involved, then Hydra has some serious funding and weaponry. Hopefully the new suits I made for us hold up. You get the kids squared away Mrs Stark, I'm gonna make a call. [I picked up the phone calling @saedonicspidey.] Avengers time kid. Gonna need you and any other Spidermen around. Your buddy Norman Osborn is probably involved. Come on kid get a move on it. [I hung up the phone then went to get my new Iron Man suit on.]
[My brows furrowed when felt the ground shake some. I went to the window as my phone went off vibrating. It was @shootingthrill as I answered listening. I was in the middle working on some glitches on web shooters. I nodded with worried expression.]
Okay, Mr Stark, sir! I will get @sarcasticweb and @valiantwebhead to come along sir!
Do I need too...
Okay, okay, I will hurry sir!
[My fingers swipe the phone hanging up as I went out the garage into the house. The other Spidey's come back to this universe occasionally thanks to Stark tech to visit with me and hang. They where in the kitchen. I went into the kitchen. In worried tone I speak.]
Guys we gotta go! Mr Stark said that Osbourne might be involved! And he needs us to help out!
[Touches the watch on my wrist that look like smart watch. And my suit appears on me quick due to nanotech. My brows furrowed under my suit with worry as I speak.]
Okay guys we gotta go!
[Glances over as notice the window open. Aims my web shooters and shoots a web out the window connecting to a building. Flies in quick speed out the window, swings building to building into the night heading to Mr Starks location.]
[I was working on some different types of web shooters when a I felt a rumble. The ground seemed as if an Earthquake was happening. I looked at the computer and it seemed like there were portals opening up similar to the one that brought me here to this universe but much larger. I then heard you talking to Stark then spoke when you were finished.] This is looking bad guys so yes let's go to Avengers headquarters to see what is going on. Peter number 2. Stay here and keep the girls safe till we know it's safe. [I quickly went to my room to put on my suit as my suit wasn't as high tech like Peter number 1's. Then when I had it on I came back to where the other Peters were.] Alright I am ready. Let's get going. Hopefully it's nothing to much to worry about. [I opened a window and shot out a web as me and Peter began slinging our way to Avengers headquarters. Along the way I called @gunsnchimis ] Hey Wade we got a situation. Get your team together and meet us at Avengers Headquarters.
[I was just laying in bed with Ness @wasahooker when my brows raised seeing my phone go off was playing Captain Deadpool song this band made for me. Fans... Right... Gotta love them. I reached over picking up my phone noticing it was one the ten Parkers. I mean there is three. I answered with a grin in a sarcastic tone.]
What in the fuck... Parker!
Holy shit knuckles. Did you just give me orders young Parker!
First of all I only take orders from one Peter!
And it sits above to of my shiny down understand!
But I will show up only cause I am curious what the Avengers fucked up! C'ya in a bit!
[Hangs up swiping, places my cell phone down on the nightstand. And nudges @wasahooker with a smile. And slides out the bed. Proceed to slide my red suit on.]
Wake up sweet cheeks!
Nick Fury's Boy band needs us! Get our daughter and Venom a text!
If we hurry we might get an Avengers Super secret decoder ring!
[Gives a nod under my black and red suit. As I head over to the closet. Pulls out my duffle back full of guns, ammo, grenades, and my two swords. Spins them fast before holstering them behind my back.]
[I was sleeping naked under the covers having the sexiest dream when I heard you talking. It was way too early to be up. Yawns some before speaking.] Ugh it is way to early for this shit Wade. I suppose I should put some clothes on. Don't want the rest of Avengers to see me in my birthday suit. [I got up pulls my pants on an my shirt as well. Then goes over to you hugging you tight while listening to you talk. Then starts speaking as you were done. ] Well I guess we better get a move on it. I'll go wake up @luckyfatal and @tacoeatingmerc . Definitely not making the mistake of waking our daughter up. [Gets up walks down the hall to the other opens then door then shakes my head at the sight of them.] You two get some clothes. We got a mission to do for the Avengers. Looks like Domino isn't the only lucky one of you two. [Laughs some looking at @luckyfatal ]
[Blinks before my eyes get wide was on top of @tacoeatingmerc we was in the middle of morning sex. I tried to cover us both as door swung open. I stood up after Ness left. And grabbed some clean panties and slid them followed by jeans. My bra and Tee. Then slid into my black outfit. Hooks my gun belt on my hip. Grabs 6 extra clips for both my guns. Grabs my jacket placing it on as I speak to Ness.]
Ness you are too funny! We will wake up your cranky daughter... And Wade will call @PinkiePieRadiant and her grumpy girlfriend!
[Grabs my bag out the closet with extra guns and grenades. Then popped fresh clips in my guns before heading down to @chimisnswords and her venomous knocks twice and opens door before covering my own eyes.]
Looks like you guys had same idea as us tho in yalls case it's more like threesome gah! Guys get dressed suit up! Get your weapons something is going down!
Babe there isn't any luck in the world that would make us be able to wake Wanda up this early. We'd have better luck getting a hug from a bear. [I got up then put on my suit, unlike the other Wade I didn't put on a mask as I wasn't looking like an avocado fucked an older avocado. My legs were a different story. Still fucked looking as the other me and I used to be one person before we got ripped in half. I went over to you pulled you tight to me kisses your lips while my hands went down your back squeezes your ass tight. Then pulled back to speak. We'll let Ripley from Aliens to wake up Wanda. [I got my swords and guns then went out the door to @pinkiepieradiant and @bishyteen room. Knocks on the door then speaks as it opens.] Hi Yukio. So you two get to wake up my kid. We got a mission to go on.
Hi....Wade!
[My eyes popped open when I spoke. I infact had been awake. I was sitting Cross legged in the corner meditating. Keeping my powers in check and focusing on my thought of sparring with swords with my great uncle the night before. I stood up quickly to my feet. Bows to @tacoeatingmerc and nods at @bishyteen before heading to the door looking at them both.]
I shall wake your daughter, Wade.
[Leans over giving @bishyteen a small kiss. And then walks past Wade heading down the hall to the next room. The door was tatterd with knife scrapes and nail scratches huge on the door from Venom. I knocked four times then pushed the door open seeing @chimisnswords naked with Venom holding her tight. Odd to see to say the least I spoke four times.]
Your father said we must all get up?!
WANDA! WANDA! WAKE UP PLEASE!
HOLY SHIT!
[Quickly I ducked as dagger flew over my head hitting the wall sticking inside. My brows furrowed as I was out of breath. And my eyes wide hearing Wanda speak saying "No.. Get the fuck out!" I Shook my head stood behind @bishyteen expression of shock with a slight laugh.]
No, wonder no-one want to wake her up!
She is a cranky little one!
I will let you wake her my love!
[I said nothing to Wade except for giving him the middle finger. Punk ass old guy too afraid to wake up his daughter. I rolled my eyes then kissed you in return then gave you as slight smack on your ass giving it a squeeze.] Alright babe. Let's go wake up the spawn of Satan. [I held your hand giving it a squeeze as we walked to Wanda and Eddie's room. What the fuck went on in here. I then looked at you before speaking.] And I thought we were rough in bed. Holy shit. [I watched as you attempted to wake Wanda up then ducked as the knife came hurling at us.] Okay that's it. WAKE THE FUCK UP WANDA! [I used my powers giving her a slight blast waking her up.]
[My eyes pop open as I bounce some flying in bed into the back board. What the fuck. I sat up with brows furrowed glaring. I was mad now cause wide awake. I was not dressed and even Venom vanished and turned back into Eddie. I shook my head speaking in a cranky tone.]
I was fucking sleeping. We went to bed after sex and was late!
Where are my dads? I am going to get them for having you wake me!
EDDIE! Get up!
[I grabbed my panties out the drawer some socks and my suit since time to go to work. To be honest we was drunk and I am pretty sure Eddie and Venom both got a go at me in the sack. Laughs lightly shaking my head. Slides my suit up zipping it up. Leaving the mask down for now and pulls on my red and black boots. Hooks my belt on surrounded in grenades and clip holders and my two 45 mags. Then spins my swords sheathing them behind my back. Then my phone goes off the alarm playing Anything Goes by GnR it's my ringtone. What can I say I am freak in bed. Eddie loves it. Apparently so does Venom. I lean down as @twistedfatal both woke up. Kisses your lips hard then bites your lip as I slowly release pulling back. Smacks your ass from the side. Grins devilish before popping a clip in both my guns. Spina them and holsters them.]
Last night was crazy!
Given by the mess in here!
You both where overly satisfied!
Bye now you other two! Ripley! Pinkie Pie!
We will be there soon unless I decide we are gonna fuck like wild fuck monkey animals!
[Laughs as they both roll their eyes leaving out the bedroom. Grabs some of my knives placing them on belt holsters. Then starts for our bedroom door and then pauses next to the door panel.]
Well come on you two sex crazed animals!
Eddie, Venom, let's go big guys!
I can play with daddy's toys later tonight!
[Gets up hearing you yelling. Oh shit they done fucked up now. Waking my baby up this early was very dangerous. Not even I am brave enough to wake her up. Damn last night was crazy as hell. I got up pulls my jeans on and puts on a Tshirt as I didn't need a uniform I had Venom. Grins wide as you kiss my lips and smacked my ass.] Damn baby girl trying to get round 30 started already? Soon as we get back we fuckin all night long baby girl. [Leans over kisses your lips squeezes your ass as we headed downstairs then out the house to the X Force van.] Wade dude you really gotta get another jet man. This van is fucking cramped. @hydrafatale
[[Meanwhile at the new Secret Hydra Headquarters with @brutalcrossbones and their new Allies plotted.]]
[Comes out the restroom from a long shower in my bra and leather pants that have green stripes on the side. And a red Hydra symbol on the leg. My brow lifted watching @brutalcrossbones starting to dress for the war ahead.]
So these new allies seem very formidable...
We shall finally destroy the avengers with the help of the Joker guy we met. And these robotic aliens Decepticons. And whoever else stands in the way of Hydra!
And of course we have the Asset. Winter Soldier as well. We may finally make Hydra the rulers of this wretched planet.
I am sure they will find us soon. And we must prepare for War... How are you feeling my love?
[My brow lifted as I slid on my green tank top and my leather hydra jacket. Clipping my new gun belt. Holsters my guns and extra clips. Though I didn't need them. My powers where to be reckoned with in battle. I tied my hair up as I walked over to you. Gave you a tight side hug placing a kiss on the corner of your lips as you prepared for battle as well.]
[I had been vetting the new people that came along to see if they were worthy of working along side Hydra. They seemed to all check out. For now. I grabbed my gear put on my vest and put my guns in my holsters on my legs. Then I saw you looking sexy as always, goes over to you pulls you to me kisses your lips while my hands squeeze your ass.] Looking sexy babe. I checked out all the new people they seem to check out. If they disappoint then I will put them down. Finally it's time for Hydra to rule the world. [Sees @winterfatal and @furiousallure coming over to us. Sees a faint lipstick smudge on the Asset's mask. Shakes my head.] Hicks the Asset isn't a play thing to have your way with. Asset, you and Hicks need to rally the troops and get ready to move out. Is that clear, Asset?
