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@alluringvdova
"Is that what we are?"
🔫 Yelena Belova
🔫 Black Widow
🔫 Best friend, roommate, stalker of @spunkylilarrow
🔫 My team: @blissdwidow @agentofheroics
🔫 From a different universe where my sister Natasha is gone.
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[I had just came out the bathing room after a long shower, was still drying my red strands. And was nearly dressed had on tank top and my new widow suit was zipped to my waist. Then I brushed my hair some. When suddenly floor began to shake. My husband @moralsoldier was in the next room on the phone with Stark. I tumbled some before bracing myself. Just then Avengers HQ alarm began to sound off which meant time for work cause something was wrong. I walked quickly to the next room my brows furrowed expression of concern.]
Steve what do you think it was baby?
I will finish dressing and gear up.
[My brows stayed furrowed as my thoughts scattered on the cause. I slid my arms in my top part of my suit. And buckled the black widow belt soon as I did it ignited bright red around the edge. And I slid on my widows bites and my two side arms. 45 Smith & Wesson semi auto and my 9 mm glock with Lazer sights. Then spun my batons before holstering them behind my back. Then tapped my widows Pod calling @fatalvdova ]
Sis we gotta get down the main training area. Bring, Clint!
Try to scan the area and off the radars for any anomalies! Natasha out!
[I flipped my pod down then grabbed six extra clips and my knives. Grinned slightly seeing you get off the phone. Stood on my tip toes kissed the sidd of @moralsoldier lips with a small tight hug as you got ready.]
Come on babe. We got plenty of time to fool around later....
Let's go big guy...
[I was on the phone with Stark when suddenly I felt the ground shake. It was odd it felt like an earthquake but this was New York. Earthquakes happen on the west coast. I hung up the phone to see if you were okay then breathed a sigh of relief seeing that you were fine.] You okay baby? I have no idea what that was but whatever it was we need to be ready. [I grabbed my shield then attached it to my back as I made my way over to you. I placed my hand on the small of your back as I kissed your lips in return.] Oh is that so Mrs Rogers? Come on we got to get going. The rest should be downstairs in the meeting room. [I grabbed hold of your hand giving it a slight squeeze as we walked down the stairs to the meeting room seeing @fatalvdova and @heroichawkeye .]
[My brows where deep with concern as I was sitting at the training room giant computer scanning the perimeter off the world cams and for any anomalies. I swallowed back at the things I was seeing. Looked like openings in the sky but how? There was riffs. I scan the land picking up strange giant size robotic looking figures moving about. And wait was that another of my sister? Wait is that another me? Great. I began to speak when I felt the presence of my sis arriving.]
Well, guys, looks like we got explosion on in the sky and like weird riffs in the sky.
And in New York, Texas and other parts of the world weird large robotic figures moving about. I don't think it's like Stark thing at all.
Maybe Aliens.... This I do not know...
[My Russian accent was still thick even tho being a part of the U.S. for couple years. I smiled slightly feeling @heroichawkeye hand on my back soft. I reached kissing his other hand. Then spun around in the chair this time a confused worried expression.]
I saw another me.. And you sis.. It's all concerning to me. I think we are gonna take the Avengers Jet and go investigate! Bring in the God of space and others. Things don't look good sister of mine.... What do you think, Clint, my love?
[I was putting together some new arrows since @spunkylilarrow hasn't figured out how to make any new ones. Then heard the concerns coming from you so I put down my arrows and went over to you. Then placed my hands on your shoulders before speaking.] The other you isn't so weird. Remember she's Kate's roommate. But another Nat. Now that's a new one to me. And that rift in Texas looks like a car and an 18 wheeler coming through it. We definitely need to alert the team on this. [I pulled out my phone calling @spunkylilarrow ] Kate it's Clint we have a weird situation going on over here. Bring that creeper dopple of my wife too. We're gonna need all the help we can get it seems. [I hung up the phone then leaned down kissing the top of your head.] I just hope Parker isn't messing around with the multiverse again. Remember last time we had some Spidermen and other you come over from that.
[My face was in shock seeing the other Natasha @vdovafatale with what look like another Clint and from the distance a giant group of enormous robot. What the....How is my arrows gonna take that down. And looked like everyone was very confused. Then all could think about is Pizza dog. My phone began to ring playing loudly. I slid it out answering.]
Hello, Clint. Yes.
Well your not gonna believe this but there is another you and all sorts of people appearing.
I will ask her but if she beats me up.
[My voice cracked some I will be honest it was disturbing all of this. I glanced over at @alluringvdova with a shrug as you seemed confused as well. Then walked over with a slight extent of humor even tho slightly afraid.]
So Clint wants us to bring the new Nat and him and whoever else that looks Avengers back to meet up.
Honestly not sure how we will combat those giant whatever they are......
He wants us to hurry.
Plus wherever there is other good bet there is even more bad guys.
[My brows stayed furrowed as I slid my bow behind my back. And started back towards the SUV my bestie @alluringvdova drove. We where just out policing the city when chaos struck us all. I climbed in as Yelena followed behind to get in the drivers side. I sighed seeing the other doppel Avengers follow you getting in the back. I glanced around waiting on Yelena to start the SUV up.]
[I was thinking about macaroni and cheese when I heard a panicking sound come from your voice. If best friend Kate Bishop is in a panic then it must be something to worry about.] Don't worry Kate Bishop we will go to Avengers headquarters and see what is happening. Hopefully it won't take long as I have macaroni and cheese and girls night movies planned out. I patted you the back to assure you things were going to be okay. I wasn't nervous about any bad guys. What I was nervous about was seeing Natasha. Since my time being in this universe thanks to the spider guy I haven't brought myself to see her yet as the Natasha that was my sister died. I started up the black Chevy Tahoe as we begin to drive off.] Don't worry Kate Bishop. I will protect you from harm. You stay by my side. [My eyes were wide when I pulled up to the Avengers headquarters seeing @widowsmarvel in an Iron woman looking suit.]
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If you have Macaroni and cheese. I would like one Kate Bishop.
I am pretty sure that's all I got. There is crackers I think.... Yeah, I know.. I need to shop for food.
We go food and clothes shopping Kate Bishop.
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If you have Macaroni and cheese. I would like one Kate Bishop.
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Anyone especially Hydra hurts Kate Bishop has to deal with me. @spunkylilarrow
New Year's Drunkenness with my bestie Kate Bishop. @spunkylilarrow
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[My smile was wide it was New Years Eve and I was actually having fun tonight even though my life is a mess at the moment. I was happy to be spending New Years with my new bestie @alluringvdova She is not the Yelena from this Universe. But we connected as close friends. I wanted to forget all the chaos in my life. Have some fun. I laughed as Yelena said it was my turn to take a drink from the Russian Vodka. I took a long swig. I nearly got sick cause good size drink. Then I laughed hard at the faces Yelena made nearly spitting it out. My brows raised up.]
Yelena..... How am I suppose to drink when I lose and it my turn if you make me laugh.
Lucky help me out of here, uh?
We are having lots fun. We need to do this more way better than worrying.
[Laughs gets up stumbling towards the hall. Hears Yelena call my name. So I stumble back to the leaving room. Slurs when I talk some as I nearly trip and fall.]
Lucky that is not funny.... Don't look at me like that Luckys.... Nah, I am kidding lil guy.
[My eyes blink some as I try to focus some. I laugh lightly hearing Yelena talking to me and laughing. And try to maintain my balance as I start to turn and walk as I stumble around slight. Then I hear a buzzing noise. Something busts through breaking the glass. It lands on floor before emitting some type a gas. Then three darts fly through busting more glass. And two hit my chest. One in my leg. Boom I drop to my knees muffles.]
Owe..... That was not nice...
I hope this is not part of the Russian game...
[My words slurred some more as I spoke before falling flat on the rug by the TV. I could hear more buzzing and glass breaking as I faded to darkness passing out.]
[It had been fun here in this universe. And Kate made that possible. She is the best friend I had and her friendship brought me back from the edge of darkness and brought light back into my life. On my universe, I lost my sister Natasha. I had blamed Clint Barton for her death and killed him. Then soon after me and my team were sucked into this universe. I had discovered that not only is Natasha alive here but the me of this universe is married to Barton and step mother of his kids. On top of that, this Natasha and Yelena were supersoldiers. Unfortunately I was not. Just trained to peek human performance. As elated as I was to see Natasha, I felt out of place not having these abilities as her. And when I met Kate, I finally felt like I belong. I began taking a big drink while making faces at Kate making her laugh.] Come on Kate Bishop. You're gonna have to keep up with me. Consider it part of your Widow training Kate Bishop. [Keeps laughing some then takes another drink watching you stumle. Then shakes my head before speaking.] Don't black out on me Kate Bishop. First one to black out has to walk to the liquor store naked to buy some more vodka. [I laughed again then felt something hit my neck. I looked down seeing it was a dart. I then began to fall out of my chair. Hearing you speak.] No no Kate Bishop. I no would do this to my best frie...[Blacks out before I could finish what I was saying.
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Happy New Years best friend Kate Bishop. We celebrate with champagne and Russian vodka. @spunkylilarrow
Happy New Year to you my new bestie Yelena something, something... Haha.
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[Laughs] You crack me up Kate Bishop. We will have girls night and get drunk the good old fashioned Russian way Kate Bishop.
Oh, yikes, I have not drank like a lot, a lot. I can try. Why not a new year, new friends.
Wait whats the Russian way?
[Appears afraid slightly on my expressions.]
[Chuckles some at your expression.] The Russian way just means a lot of drinking vodka Kate Bishop. Trust me it will be fun.
Happy New Years best friend Kate Bishop. We celebrate with champagne and Russian vodka. @spunkylilarrow
Happy New Year to you my new bestie Yelena something, something... Haha.
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[Laughs] You crack me up Kate Bishop. We will have girls night and get drunk the good old fashioned Russian way Kate Bishop.
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Happy New Years best friend Kate Bishop. We celebrate with champagne and Russian vodka. @spunkylilarrow
[My eyes felt a little heavy body sore from fighting. Brows furrowed in thought. Been a long day. I was glad Clint made it home for christmas. And as soon as I walked in who did I see but @alluringvdova I shook my head but, laughed soft as she did make me laugh. Annoying or not. I smiled as Lucky went to the watering bowl. I still was not sure what would happen next. My mother in Jail I was trying not to stress. Soon as she saw me who new what Yelena might say. But, in my heart this whole thing with Ronin and that man my mother was with is not over. I sighed and turned to Yelena waiting on her to speak. I spoke with a brow raised slightly.]
So..... What happens next my new slightly creepy roommate?
I can tell you have something to say to me..
[It had been some time since that Spider guy messed up the multiverse. You see I come from a world where my Natasha died and I succeeded in my mission to kill Clint Barton. But when I came here to this universe, not only did I find Natasha alive, but another me married to Clint Barton. It rattled me. It made me want a second chance to redeem myself as I could see killing Barton is not was Natasha would have wanted. While here I met a young woman named Kate Bishop. She finds me creepy but we are best friends and roommates. So I do what I must to keep Kate Bishop safe. A Black Widow and a Hawk always make the best teams. I was making some macaroni and cheese. My favorite. When I saw my best friend Kate Bishop come home.] Welcome home Kate Bishop. First we eat macaroni. Eat first then we talk business. And that wardrobe of yours Kate Bishop.
Wait... What's wrong with purple and black?
Always mac and cheese. I need to shop.
Hello, Yelena, to you as well.
[My brows furrowed thinking I thought my clothes where pretty hip. Then I realized she was talking about the clothes in my closet. I laughed slightly shaking my head. I mean she funny her funny counters my funny. I did like her a lot. And apparently I have been dubbed as the bestie. Which was cute. I walked over slid into the chair across from Yelena. Started picking at the mac and cheese. I took a bite finished it before speaking again.]
So you mean the clothes in the closet... Yeah long story.
I knew it. This is only gonna get worse with that King pin idiot.
And not to mention all those track suit Jack asses.
No no Kate Bishop. The purple and black look beautiful on you. And soon as speedy boy passes my tests then he can appreciate that Kate Bishop. I'm talking about the rest of your clothes and undergarments. We go shopping Kate Bishop. [I nodded as I took a bite of my macaroni. I knew she was feeling down because of her mother so a little shopping trip should cheer up my bestie. That and we track down Kingpin. Which my Intel had proven that him being mad at Kate's mother was a rouse. I cleared my throat before speaking.] Soon as the rest of my team from my universe gets here we go on mission Kate Bishop. Now keep in mind they are not as reformed as I am. But they will learn. They always listen to me.
I apologize for that. I haven't been shopping much.
You are welcome to wear what you want.
I generally just train 24/7 martial arts. Then my archery.
[My spirits lifted some as I could tell that she was being nice. So now I got three besties Yelena, Clint, and Lucky. I wanted to meet Natasha formerly something I hadn't got to do. Clint speaks of her highly. And I am enjoying her sisters company. Things where getting serious and dangerous. I took a few more bites of food finishing them down with my tea. Then spoke again with a partial smile.]
Thank you. I appreciate you. You are too good to me.
I look forward to meeting your team.
Are they widows? Avengers?
[My curiosity got busy as I imagined this team of heroic bad asses. Though that could be the super hero geek in me. I still wonder if I get to be an avenger one day. I nodded listening as Yelena replied.]
Well one is a widow. They come from my universe. I have been training her. Poor girl. Long story short she was a wrestler that got kidnapped by Dreykov and was given the supersoldier serum. Perhaps who've heard of the her from this universe. Alexa Bliss. And the other one. And the other is a formerly disgraced soldier named John Walker. Be careful of those two Kate Bishop. They fight like cats and dogs. [I then got up with my plate in hand then went over to you wiping a piece of macaroni from your cheek with a napkin. Then took your plate as well. Then walked over to the sink and began washing the dishes.] We keep clean in our apartment Kate Bishop. Tomorrow morning we go to the Macy's and to the Victoria Secret. Then I will borrow your clothes.
