Wade Wilson. // Deadpool.

[It had been fun here in this universe. And Kate made that possible. She is the best friend I had and her friendship brought me back from the edge of darkness and brought light back into my life. On my universe, I lost my sister Natasha. I had blamed Clint Barton for her death and killed him. Then soon after me and my team were sucked into this universe. I had discovered that not only is Natasha alive here but the me of this universe is married to Barton and step mother of his kids. On top of that, this Natasha and Yelena were supersoldiers. Unfortunately I was not. Just trained to peek human performance. As elated as I was to see Natasha, I felt out of place not having these abilities as her. And when I met Kate, I finally felt like I belong. I began taking a big drink while making faces at Kate making her laugh.] Come on Kate Bishop. You're gonna have to keep up with me. Consider it part of your Widow training Kate Bishop. [Keeps laughing some then takes another drink watching you stumle. Then shakes my head before speaking.] Don't black out on me Kate Bishop. First one to black out has to walk to the liquor store naked to buy some more vodka. [I laughed again then felt something hit my neck. I looked down seeing it was a dart. I then began to fall out of my chair. Hearing you speak.] No no Kate Bishop. I no would do this to my best frie...[Blacks out before I could finish what I was saying.

[Gets on the comms to Riley Hicks.] Hicks get it together. Bring in the Asset. We got some so called heroes here. [I was still getting used to this whole multiverse thing. Our Barnes had turned his back on Hydra and went back to being one of the heroes. Pathetic. But now we had this new Winter Soldier who still had his brains scrambled. Hicks was also new. She's former DSS Agent. I looked at one of the girls on the ground. I was puzzled as she was Romanoff's sister. Thought they were supersoldiers. I looked over your while rubbing the small of your back before speaking.] Ya know. I don't think this is the right Yelena. No matter, we'll take her and it'll still draw out Romanoff and her husband Rogers. [I then checked my gun as Hicks and The Asset were trying up the two girls. Finally I was gonna get my revenge on the building they dropped on me years ago. Took several surgeries to get my face back to normal..] The Avengers won't stand a chance babe.

[It had been a crazy couple of months since the whole multiverse mishap happened with @arrogantsorcery and @saedonicspidey. Some for the Best some for the worst. The worst being more Hydra agents and Loki's. Soon as I heard what your were saying I grabbed my shield and attached it to the straps on my back. I took your hand giving it a gentle squeeze.] We will find them Natasha. I know that Yelena seems distant from you but as soon as we get them back, we'll make a change to that. That and give her team a good talking to as well. No wonder Walker was stripped of being Captain America on their universe. Should never stare at a lady unless you put a ring on her finger. [I got out my phone and began dialing. I didn't want all the avengers on this one. Well not yet at least. I was calling @fatalvdova.] Yelena it's Steve. We need you and Barton. And if you could call Natalie and Tony. Other you and Kate were taken by Hydra.

[I was busy making some new arrows as Kate had taken mine. She was always doing that. I was glad she made friends with the other Yelena. Seems us hawks have a way of turning Yelenas back to being good. Especially since that one killed me in a different universe. I almost had the same date but just in time, Cap showed up with Nat. And ever since me and Yelena been close. So close that we got married a few months. I got up from my work bench hearing you on the phone. Kate and Yelena in trouble. I then got my arrows together and put them in my quiver. Then went over to you as soon as you were done talking to Cap. I placed my hand on the small of your back before speaking.] We need to get them now. Yelena 2 isn't a supersoldier like you. And from the Intel I jus got, it seems like Hydra. And apparently Norman Osborn has been funding them. I'll call Natalie and Tony babe. [Leans over kisses the side of your head before calling @widowsmarvel. ] Hey Natalie it's Clint, we got a situation here that's gonna require some iron suits and a few Spidermen. [I then hung up the phone then went to the jeep, and opened the trunk for us then put our weapons in the trunk. I went around to the driver's side and got in as we drove off to meet up with the rest of the team.]

[I was working on a new suit one made of vibranium and a new metal called adamantium. I was jamming out to ACDC and some GNR as well when saw you looking beautiful coming down the the workshop. My smile faded when you mentioned that Oscorp might be involved. Oscorp had been my rival and the founder, Norman Osborn was ruthless beyond belief. Little did I know that @DiabolicGoblin was from @sarcasticweb universe and killed the Osborn from this universe. I put down my tools as you were speaking. Then kissed your lips in return before speaking.] If Osborn is involved, then Hydra has some serious funding and weaponry. Hopefully the new suits I made for us hold up. You get the kids squared away Mrs Stark, I'm gonna make a call. [I picked up the phone calling @saedonicspidey.] Avengers time kid. Gonna need you and any other Spidermen around. Your buddy Norman Osborn is probably involved. Come on kid get a move on it. [I hung up the phone then went to get my new Iron Man suit on.]

[I was working on some different types of web shooters when a I felt a rumble. The ground seemed as if an Earthquake was happening. I looked at the computer and it seemed like there were portals opening up similar to the one that brought me here to this universe but much larger. I then heard you talking to Stark then spoke when you were finished.] This is looking bad guys so yes let's go to Avengers headquarters to see what is going on. Peter number 2. Stay here and keep the girls safe till we know it's safe. [I quickly went to my room to put on my suit as my suit wasn't as high tech like Peter number 1's. Then when I had it on I came back to where the other Peters were.] Alright I am ready. Let's get going. Hopefully it's nothing to much to worry about. [I opened a window and shot out a web as me and Peter began slinging our way to Avengers headquarters. Along the way I called @gunsnchimis ] Hey Wade we got a situation. Get your team together and meet us at Avengers Headquarters.

[I was sleeping naked under the covers having the sexiest dream when I heard you talking. It was way too early to be up. Yawns some before speaking.] Ugh it is way to early for this shit Wade. I suppose I should put some clothes on. Don't want the rest of Avengers to see me in my birthday suit. [I got up pulls my pants on an my shirt as well. Then goes over to you hugging you tight while listening to you talk. Then starts speaking as you were done. ] Well I guess we better get a move on it. I'll go wake up @luckyfatal and @tacoeatingmerc . Definitely not making the mistake of waking our daughter up. [Gets up walks down the hall to the other opens then door then shakes my head at the sight of them.] You two get some clothes. We got a mission to do for the Avengers. Looks like Domino isn't the only lucky one of you two. [Laughs some looking at @luckyfatal ]

Babe there isn't any luck in the world that would make us be able to wake Wanda up this early. We'd have better luck getting a hug from a bear. [I got up then put on my suit, unlike the other Wade I didn't put on a mask as I wasn't looking like an avocado fucked an older avocado. My legs were a different story. Still fucked looking as the other me and I used to be one person before we got ripped in half. I went over to you pulled you tight to me kisses your lips while my hands went down your back squeezes your ass tight. Then pulled back to speak. We'll let Ripley from Aliens to wake up Wanda. [I got my swords and guns then went out the door to @pinkiepieradiant and @bishyteen room. Knocks on the door then speaks as it opens.] Hi Yukio. So you two get to wake up my kid. We got a mission to go on.

Father daughter quality time.

Sexy. But too many clothes on.

[It had been fun here in this universe. And Kate made that possible. She is the best friend I had and her friendship brought me back from the edge of darkness and brought light back into my life. On my universe, I lost my sister Natasha. I had blamed Clint Barton for her death and killed him. Then soon after me and my team were sucked into this universe. I had discovered that not only is Natasha alive here but the me of this universe is married to Barton and step mother of his kids. On top of that, this Natasha and Yelena were supersoldiers. Unfortunately I was not. Just trained to peek human performance. As elated as I was to see Natasha, I felt out of place not having these abilities as her. And when I met Kate, I finally felt like I belong. I began taking a big drink while making faces at Kate making her laugh.] Come on Kate Bishop. You're gonna have to keep up with me. Consider it part of your Widow training Kate Bishop. [Keeps laughing some then takes another drink watching you stumle. Then shakes my head before speaking.] Don't black out on me Kate Bishop. First one to black out has to walk to the liquor store naked to buy some more vodka. [I laughed again then felt something hit my neck. I looked down seeing it was a dart. I then began to fall out of my chair. Hearing you speak.] No no Kate Bishop. I no would do this to my best frie...[Blacks out before I could finish what I was saying.

[Gets on the comms to Riley Hicks.] Hicks get it together. Bring in the Asset. We got some so called heroes here. [I was still getting used to this whole multiverse thing. Our Barnes had turned his back on Hydra and went back to being one of the heroes. Pathetic. But now we had this new Winter Soldier who still had his brains scrambled. Hicks was also new. She's former DSS Agent. I looked at one of the girls on the ground. I was puzzled as she was Romanoff's sister. Thought they were supersoldiers. I looked over your while rubbing the small of your back before speaking.] Ya know. I don't think this is the right Yelena. No matter, we'll take her and it'll still draw out Romanoff and her husband Rogers. [I then checked my gun as Hicks and The Asset were trying up the two girls. Finally I was gonna get my revenge on the building they dropped on me years ago. Took several surgeries to get my face back to normal..] The Avengers won't stand a chance babe.

[It had been a crazy couple of months since the whole multiverse mishap happened with @arrogantsorcery and @saedonicspidey. Some for the Best some for the worst. The worst being more Hydra agents and Loki's. Soon as I heard what your were saying I grabbed my shield and attached it to the straps on my back. I took your hand giving it a gentle squeeze.] We will find them Natasha. I know that Yelena seems distant from you but as soon as we get them back, we'll make a change to that. That and give her team a good talking to as well. No wonder Walker was stripped of being Captain America on their universe. Should never stare at a lady unless you put a ring on her finger. [I got out my phone and began dialing. I didn't want all the avengers on this one. Well not yet at least. I was calling @fatalvdova.] Yelena it's Steve. We need you and Barton. And if you could call Natalie and Tony. Other you and Kate were taken by Hydra.

[I was busy making some new arrows as Kate had taken mine. She was always doing that. I was glad she made friends with the other Yelena. Seems us hawks have a way of turning Yelenas back to being good. Especially since that one killed me in a different universe. I almost had the same date but just in time, Cap showed up with Nat. And ever since me and Yelena been close. So close that we got married a few months. I got up from my work bench hearing you on the phone. Kate and Yelena in trouble. I then got my arrows together and put them in my quiver. Then went over to you as soon as you were done talking to Cap. I placed my hand on the small of your back before speaking.] We need to get them now. Yelena 2 isn't a supersoldier like you. And from the Intel I jus got, it seems like Hydra. And apparently Norman Osborn has been funding them. I'll call Natalie and Tony babe. [Leans over kisses the side of your head before calling @widowsmarvel. ] Hey Natalie it's Clint, we got a situation here that's gonna require some iron suits and a few Spidermen. [I then hung up the phone then went to the jeep, and opened the trunk for us then put our weapons in the trunk. I went around to the driver's side and got in as we drove off to meet up with the rest of the team.]

[I was working on a new suit one made of vibranium and a new metal called adamantium. I was jamming out to ACDC and some GNR as well when saw you looking beautiful coming down the the workshop. My smile faded when you mentioned that Oscorp might be involved. Oscorp had been my rival and the founder, Norman Osborn was ruthless beyond belief. Little did I know that @DiabolicGoblin was from @sarcasticweb universe and killed the Osborn from this universe. I put down my tools as you were speaking. Then kissed your lips in return before speaking.] If Osborn is involved, then Hydra has some serious funding and weaponry. Hopefully the new suits I made for us hold up. You get the kids squared away Mrs Stark, I'm gonna make a call. [I picked up the phone calling @saedonicspidey.] Avengers time kid. Gonna need you and any other Spidermen around. Your buddy Norman Osborn is probably involved. Come on kid get a move on it. [I hung up the phone then went to get my new Iron Man suit on.]

[I was watching @valiantwebhead work on his web shooters. It was fascinating. I myself didn't need any as my webs shot out of my wrists. But as scientist and now lead scientist at Stark Industries, the web shooters were really neat. I then listened to what Peter #1 had to say then I nodded as I looked over to my wife @allureofradiant gives her a kiss on the lips. As her and the other Spidey wives were planning a bachelorette party for @brainyerudite.] Alright so what do we need to know about this Norman, #1? I know he looks like the one from my universe but we sent him back. [Unbeknownst to everyone including myself this was the Norman from my universe as the one here wasn't a Goblin.]

Well I know it's not the Norman from my universe. Dude had a crazy disease and died. I was best friends with his son Harry until he turned evil and green. And sure thing Peter number 1 let's get going. But first we gotta go see a sorta friend of mine @gunsnchimis. He talks way too much but his X Force team would be definitely helpful here. [Heads over to @brainyerudite gives her a quick kiss before shooting my web out the building as we sling our way across New York City. This universe was odd. But at least hear my girlfriend Gwen is alive again. Those were some dark years I went through without her and I was not going to lose her again. We sling our way to Wade's old apartment where he lives with Blind Al. I landed just outside the window knocking on the window.] Come on Wade open up. It's your friendly neighborhood Spider Man. Or Spider Men. We got a situation that requires the help of X Force. Come on dude open up.

[Listens to you speaking to the bug guy. I thought this would be a great time to test out my new powers. I had recently unlocked my mutant genes, better late than never I guess. I had the power to turn into anyone I wanted. Like that Mystique chick but without the no nips, no vagina or blue ass. I pulled up my pants as I probably shouldn't fight Hydra people in just a Christmas sweater. Then went over to you placing my arms around your shoulders, grinning as you squeeze my ass. Then started speaking.] We're in. Besides I can copy anyone and look like them so it would be easier to sneak us all in to the Hydra base. We'll get our team together and meet you at Starks. I nodded as I went out our room and down the hall to @tacoeatingmerc and @luckyfatal room. I knocked on the door twice before shouting.] YOU TWO PUT SOME CLOTHES ON. WE GOT A MISSION. GET DRESSED AND GET WANDA AND EDDIE.

[I spanked your sexy tight ass as you got out of bed. I then got up putting my shirt on as I already had my pants on since well long story short, me and @gunsnchimis were one person once. Several years ago Juggernaut ripped us in half. I was the legs and he was the torso and head. So the legs regrew the rest of the body and that's why I look like People's Sexiest Man Alive and Wade 1 looks like and avocado fucked an old avocado. I got up getting my swords and guns then went over by you as you were speaking.] It fuckin better not be. Otherwise we're gonna be doing what all the X-Men have never done. Fuck all day and night. And yeah I'll get the kid and goopy alien man. [Gets out my phone calling @chimisnswords.] Hey there my little shit kicker you and Alien Goop get down here we got a mission and bring Pinkie Pie and Ripley too.