Heath's sideblog

I like your popcorn

getting on the treadmill at the gym and listening to bloodcurdling screams and scary noises and running as fast as i can screaming and crying and freaking out and looking behind me like someone's chasing me for like 30 minutes and then i immediately stop and leave like nothing happened

Bro don't forget to stretch

no one else twists the knife as good as u come over

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

the bouncer is what they call bunnies now i think

bars & clubs are guarded by bunnies

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

i dont have "attack patterns" i dont have "strategy" i hit it until it dies & if it doesnt i try again