Straight Outta Slutville.

Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.

i hate when adults make fun of u and ask if u bought ur jeans with all the holes in them…. why don’t u go fix the holes in our economy robert

life goal: be a cute grandma

guys please don’t vote for Donald Trump. I don’t have enough money to move out of the United States right now.

so you’re telling me a banana nutted in this bread

A guy is drinking a can of Pepsi and he turns to his friend and says dude I’m so coked out right now and the friend thinks “wait he is drinking Pepsi and not coke so he probably did some coke and that is bad” and then says “ DUDE DONT DO COKE U GONNA GET TOO HIGH” and the drinking guy says “actually I pours coke into this Pepsi can to make u think I did coke and freak u out Becuase u care about me so much” and the second guy says “ dam u got me I do care about u” the they hug and reminisce about the past and their friendship