Rooster Hunter

past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare

Wouldiwas Shookspeared

delete this

Grounded from tumblr for a month because my step dad Brett got hit with a ninja star while i was practicing but he says i did it on purpose which is not true

Mom kicked Brett out of the house because he spent our rent money on pay per view MMA fights so im technically ungrounded from tumblr

I…I can’t tell if this is true or false

It is not true i did not hit him he was lying

what language do they speak at the center of the earth

core-ean

THE CENTER OF THE EARTH IS AROUND 5430 degrees Celsius… NOBODY IS GOING TO LIVE THERE SO THEY DONT NEED A LANGUAGE

core-ean

I feel attacked

this is the longest ive ever been awake im just so nauseous and tired

how long have you been awake for?

eight minutes

Holy shit, how many dogs do you have?

swEETHEART NO

pls let this be the start of a trend

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

i cannot

Buttholes dont give you cancer

That’s a sentence I never expected to read but you’re not wrong