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You had a post asking for profile view pictures of Eclair Cookie- these are the closest I could find

Hey bros, this one is a little serious

I recently got mentioned in this post and immediately I knew something was up. There's like this fake staff Tumblr blog that's been mentioning people and saying that there has been suspicious activity on your blog and do you need mandatory verification of your age. But when you click on the link it transports you to like a website where you have to fill out your bank account card and your birthday and year. If you want my age why the hell do you need my bank account and why do I need to verify my age when I already did when signing up?

Don't fall for this, It's a scam. Block it, report it, dont give these guys your money they dont deserve. You're fine.

Tsk tsk tsk. Now this is just sad. The once Great destroyer now the most pitiful rouge on all of earthbread! Y'know, this wouldn't have happened if you could just accept change as it is. But no, you just have to go mess stuff up because you were "bored". Do you realize how freaking Petty that sounds? Do you realize how stupid that makes you!? Who gives a damn if you're bored!? That is not an excuse for killing so many cookies and destroying so many homes! You're like a toddler with Bad Manners, always throwing a tantrum everywhere you go because you can never get what you want!

You think Causing destruction wherever you go makes you tough? Well guess what bud, ANYONE ON EARTHBREAD CAN DO THAT! YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL! YOU NEVER WERE! The witches made you to watch over the cycle but instead you broke it because apparently you have the mental patience of a limp piece of lettuce. Now look at 'cha! A sorrowful husk of a virtue who is now trapped in another cycle of his own making. You just couldn't heed the warnings can you? Not like you're capable of doing so anyway!

Overthrown au- @canned-semoruu

Im just gonna throw this out there; We need Affogato's diciples to make a comeback. Now here me out on this one, because this idea has been circling within my head ever since I laid my eyes upon them.

So,

We all know this son of a Ditch abandoned his followers just so he can save himself and avoid consequences. We don't really get to see the fate of the disciples themselves but it's highly likely that they either got imprisoned or executed. If they did got imprisoned though, there is a high chance they have extreme beef for Affogato cookie. Like, what kind of ruler promises them Fortune but then leaves them in the dust as soon as he's in danger?

Well well well! Look at yourself now Misty! All sad and depressed because your power got taken away. Funny you feel this way even though you're supposed to be the Beast of Apathy! Whats even more funny about you is that You pretend not to care but as soon as you lost everything, suddenly it's important to you! And I Find that Ironic that someone who claims to be Apathetic can be also pathetic at the same time!

At this point you failed so much to the point that even apathy itself stopped helping you because it felt too embarrassed! You claim to have reach "enlightenment" when all you did was mope around and force your religion onto other cookies. Cookies used to go to you for wishes but now avoid you for their own sanity! You wanna know why the witches had abandoned you lot? Because all you guys do is Flop every single time you get a new task and get depressed when nothing goes your way.

But you dont Care do you? No, Your too "Apathetic" for that!

Overthrown au - @canned-semoruu

Lookie lookie! If it aint the Beast of Sloth. Look at you now! A still statue that weeps constantly due to being butthurt over your crush leaving you and taking your power away. I don't blame her though, you were really terrible at your job! You claim to be the great Sugar of happiness when all you do is make cookies miserable! What was the point of acting hospitable to your guests if you are gonna force them to stay forever in your garden?

Thats not happiness! Thats imprisonment! Whats even more infuriating about you is that you keep talking about how you are helping cookies by "blessing" them with a sweet smell that attracts every kind of monster that takes a whiff of it! You claim to improve cookies’ lives yet you take away every single one you touch.

You're not the bringer of happiness! You are a fraud that claims that she knows true happiness is but gets mad when no one agrees with you! You are like a toddler, throwing around a temper tantrum because you couldn't get what you want. The witch had baked you made you so that you can give Joy to all cookie kind. But instead you bring misery to everyone and everything around you just because you dont bother to see other cookies view on happiness.

But I digress, you and I both know that you failed at your job. And I bet your witch would see you as a failure too.

Overthrown au - @canned-semoruu

You know what I found funny about you "O preacher of apathy"? Its the fact that you claim to be apathetic when your fake ass knows that you care! You keep saying that "Apathy is the way to enlightenment" all the while you dont even give into the teachings yourself! And thats hilarious because how are over here trying to force your epiphany onto other cookies by brainwashing and Mindbreaking them when your over here trying to maintain your status as a oh so powerful being who has achieved your dumpster Idea of enlightenment while making sure your joke of a haetae doesn't kill himself by jumping off the stupidly high mountain you call a pagoda? Now look at you, all sad and depressed because you nearly murdered a innocent cookie.

At this point you dont just preach Apathy, you preach disappointment too! Because how are you over here crying over a cookie you had corrupted and nearly killed only for your apathy to leave you alone because it stopped caring about you too? The cookies back then come to you for wishes but now avoid you for their own sanity. Normally you are supposed to represent purity but all I see is a mourning fraudulent glob of floury dough who thinks she can fix everything by turning other cookies back into baby powder. I hope the witch who had baked you sees you and comepletely unmakes you back into a blob of dough so that she wouldn't have to see this pitiful sad excuse of the virtue of Volition crying over something she had done on purpose. But who am I kidding?

You dont care about anything or anyone do you? No, your too "apathetic" for that!

Fallen Ancients Mystic Flour- @thesparkledash

Jinxie: BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh my Ducking GOD! Just Look at you're stupid pathetic state! You call yourself the fount of knowledge yet you did not think that your actions were going to have consequences later on! You really thought you were so omnimescent about everything you thought you are as Untouchable as us Deities!? IS YOUR HEAD SO FAR UP YOUR ASS EVERY SINGLE THOUGHT THAT COMES TO YOUR BRAIN IS JUST A SHITSTORM OF CRAPPY IDEAS!? Aurora, even fate itself is done with your bullshit!

It just pick you right up and flush you down into the toilet! Fount of knowledge!? More like Geyser of stupidity! So much bullshit comes out of your mouth that even your non-existed asshole is jelous! You are so good at failure that the even mishap itself doesn't even bother to help you anymore because it's too embarrassed to see you! Your brain is so small that even the dumbest cookie alive looks mature standing next to you!

Your witch made you so you can teach other cookies to be more knowledgeable about the world. But all she got was a sad, blue, infantile sack of dough who can't even try and gain a healthy relationship. Not like anyone wants to be with your sorry-ass colleague anyway!

Overthrown Shadow Milk - @canned-semoruu