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Tsk tsk tsk. Now this is just sad. The once Great destroyer now the most pitiful rouge on all of earthbread! Y'know, this wouldn't have happened if you could just accept change as it is. But no, you just have to go mess stuff up because you were "bored". Do you realize how freaking Petty that sounds? Do you realize how stupid that makes you!? Who gives a damn if you're bored!? That is not an excuse for killing so many cookies and destroying so many homes! You're like a toddler with Bad Manners, always throwing a tantrum everywhere you go because you can never get what you want!

You think Causing destruction wherever you go makes you tough? Well guess what bud, ANYONE ON EARTHBREAD CAN DO THAT! YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL! YOU NEVER WERE! The witches made you to watch over the cycle but instead you broke it because apparently you have the mental patience of a limp piece of lettuce. Now look at 'cha! A sorrowful husk of a virtue who is now trapped in another cycle of his own making. You just couldn't heed the warnings can you? Not like you're capable of doing so anyway!

Overthrown au- @canned-semoruu

Im just gonna throw this out there; We need Affogato's diciples to make a comeback. Now here me out on this one, because this idea has been circling within my head ever since I laid my eyes upon them.

So,

We all know this son of a Ditch abandoned his followers just so he can save himself and avoid consequences. We don't really get to see the fate of the disciples themselves but it's highly likely that they either got imprisoned or executed. If they did got imprisoned though, there is a high chance they have extreme beef for Affogato cookie. Like, what kind of ruler promises them Fortune but then leaves them in the dust as soon as he's in danger?

Well well well! Look at yourself now Misty! All sad and depressed because your power got taken away. Funny you feel this way even though you're supposed to be the Beast of Apathy! Whats even more funny about you is that You pretend not to care but as soon as you lost everything, suddenly it's important to you! And I Find that Ironic that someone who claims to be Apathetic can be also pathetic at the same time!

At this point you failed so much to the point that even apathy itself stopped helping you because it felt too embarrassed! You claim to have reach "enlightenment" when all you did was mope around and force your religion onto other cookies. Cookies used to go to you for wishes but now avoid you for their own sanity! You wanna know why the witches had abandoned you lot? Because all you guys do is Flop every single time you get a new task and get depressed when nothing goes your way.

But you dont Care do you? No, Your too "Apathetic" for that!

Overthrown au - @canned-semoruu

Lookie lookie! If it aint the Beast of Sloth. Look at you now! A still statue that weeps constantly due to being butthurt over your crush leaving you and taking your power away. I don't blame her though, you were really terrible at your job! You claim to be the great Sugar of happiness when all you do is make cookies miserable! What was the point of acting hospitable to your guests if you are gonna force them to stay forever in your garden?

Thats not happiness! Thats imprisonment! Whats even more infuriating about you is that you keep talking about how you are helping cookies by "blessing" them with a sweet smell that attracts every kind of monster that takes a whiff of it! You claim to improve cookies’ lives yet you take away every single one you touch.

You're not the bringer of happiness! You are a fraud that claims that she knows true happiness is but gets mad when no one agrees with you! You are like a toddler, throwing around a temper tantrum because you couldn't get what you want. The witch had baked you made you so that you can give Joy to all cookie kind. But instead you bring misery to everyone and everything around you just because you dont bother to see other cookies view on happiness.

But I digress, you and I both know that you failed at your job. And I bet your witch would see you as a failure too.

Overthrown au - @canned-semoruu

You know what I found funny about you "O preacher of apathy"? Its the fact that you claim to be apathetic when your fake ass knows that you care! You keep saying that "Apathy is the way to enlightenment" all the while you dont even give into the teachings yourself! And thats hilarious because how are over here trying to force your epiphany onto other cookies by brainwashing and Mindbreaking them when your over here trying to maintain your status as a oh so powerful being who has achieved your dumpster Idea of enlightenment while making sure your joke of a haetae doesn't kill himself by jumping off the stupidly high mountain you call a pagoda? Now look at you, all sad and depressed because you nearly murdered a innocent cookie.

At this point you dont just preach Apathy, you preach disappointment too! Because how are you over here crying over a cookie you had corrupted and nearly killed only for your apathy to leave you alone because it stopped caring about you too? The cookies back then come to you for wishes but now avoid you for their own sanity. Normally you are supposed to represent purity but all I see is a mourning fraudulent glob of floury dough who thinks she can fix everything by turning other cookies back into baby powder. I hope the witch who had baked you sees you and comepletely unmakes you back into a blob of dough so that she wouldn't have to see this pitiful sad excuse of the virtue of Volition crying over something she had done on purpose. But who am I kidding?

You dont care about anything or anyone do you? No, your too "apathetic" for that!

Fallen Ancients Mystic Flour- @thesparkledash

Jinxie: BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh my Ducking GOD! Just Look at you're stupid pathetic state! You call yourself the fount of knowledge yet you did not think that your actions were going to have consequences later on! You really thought you were so omnimescent about everything you thought you are as Untouchable as us Deities!? IS YOUR HEAD SO FAR UP YOUR ASS EVERY SINGLE THOUGHT THAT COMES TO YOUR BRAIN IS JUST A SHITSTORM OF CRAPPY IDEAS!? Aurora, even fate itself is done with your bullshit!

It just pick you right up and flush you down into the toilet! Fount of knowledge!? More like Geyser of stupidity! So much bullshit comes out of your mouth that even your non-existed asshole is jelous! You are so good at failure that the even mishap itself doesn't even bother to help you anymore because it's too embarrassed to see you! Your brain is so small that even the dumbest cookie alive looks mature standing next to you!

Your witch made you so you can teach other cookies to be more knowledgeable about the world. But all she got was a sad, blue, infantile sack of dough who can't even try and gain a healthy relationship. Not like anyone wants to be with your sorry-ass colleague anyway!

Overthrown Shadow Milk - @canned-semoruu

Dw x mlb au - @starlightwoofwoof

I see new Akuma, I make new mook

Age: Adult

Bio: Butterfly that flew into Bloombasher's Life after she saved her from getting eaten by a spider. Flora helps Bloombasher grow more plants in her garden and even pollenates them. Flora even gives Bloom new plant abilities by finding flowers and literally putting them into her head.

Trivia:

She is the Mother of Grade

Flora is usually seen napping on Bloombasher's flowers in her head

Was mistaken as a Akuma one time and almost was killed for it.

Princess Bloombasher - @starlightwoofwoof

Witch class: Semi-deity

Bio: The (Semi)-Godess of Chaos. Jinxie is pretty full of herself and is a bit of a Tormentor and troublemaker. Jinxie likes roasting and bullying those she thinks deserves it and gives out pretty over-the-top punishments. However, Jinxie has some sanity left in that brain of hers since she is able to be reasoned with and can leave others alone if they give her a good reason or if it's not the time to stur things up.

Trivia:

Jinxie is Semi-Deity due to the fact that she gained her powers by the Orb of all chaose she found within Mount Mad.

Her Real name is Alice Wonderland. She only changed it because she felt like it didn't suit her anymore.

Jinxie is happily married to the God of Trickery and has 2 kids. One is the Demi-Deity of Madness and the other is a Demi-Deity of Illusion.

She was the one who created the Doomsday cookies and their world. Jinxie also was the one that ordered them to massacre all dragons.

so like you know how the Cookie Run series have a majority of femboy characters? What if there's like a game show where you have to guess the gender of a cookie in order to win $500 or something.

I may possibly continue this but there is no guarantee so dont get ya hopes up

Bomberman Mirrored. I like it.

Please tell me the name of every single one of the siblings’ mirrored counterparts and their personalities. (I can already tell Mirror!Blue is a workaholic hehe.)

Ok Imma give out the names

(WARNING: DEATH AND MENTAL ILLNESS MENTION)

Pickle(Green): The only sane sibling of the bros who actually pays attention and hangs out with Eggshell despite being a child. Also has to deal with Eggshells mental issues on a daily basis.

Droopy(Yellow): A starving artist that has the ability to turn into a puddle of liquid. He prefers to sleep in a paint bucket than his actual bed. Mostly stays in his room and paints due to having social anxiety.

Artica(Aqua): A ice cream stand owner that has frost powers. Loves sunny days and tries to hang out with her bro as best as she could but can't muster the courage after something happend between her and Eggshell.

Coral(Pink): A scuba diver who is very far away from her home in order to fulfill her dream. Is unaware of the mental hurt Eggshell has been getting.

Cobalt(Blue): A sleep deprived scientist and mechanic that is obsessed with his work. He removed his ability to sleep because he believes sleep "wastes time".

Maroon(Red): A bounty hunter with a hot temper. Very persistent and determined when it comes to his targets. Feels extreme guilt for yelling at Eggshell after he accidentally helped one of his target's escape.

Shade(Black): A bomber man who is too handsome for his own good. This guy wears a paper bag on his face to avoid having his looks charm people. When charmed the person attracted to him will do anything for him. This also unfortunately caused fights with other charmed people and can also cause deaths. Hence why he never takes off the bag nor goes outside.