boo boo the fool

Tumblr is a fate driven website. You can't find posts through the search function, you see them when you're meant to.

we can only sext if we roleplay as key figures from the cold war 

im gorbachev who wants to be reagan

Mr. gorbachev tear down those pants

RIP Gorbachev (2 March 1931 – 30 August 2022)

I cannot believe this is where I heard the news.

when my old professor wrote FTM in giant letters on the board and pointed at it dramatically like "this means everything in economics" and I made eye contact with my one guy friend who was shaking and everybody else was sitting there stunned/confused for a bit until he said "follow the money"

i worked at a grocery store and all our in-house products were "Fresh To Market" brand. every single time i rung up one of our own products i would see like "FTM Tomahawk Steak" or whatever. and every time without fail i would think "good for him"

No matter how much Osmosis Jones yaoi you draw it still takes place inside Bill Murray.

this is like seeing the tip of an iceberg drift past me, & i know theres some weird shit at the bottom of that iceberg but im just not going to make myself look any deeper than the tip today. thank you for this glimpse into your world op

no, I will not do my stupid human tasks, I will stare at the ceiling and yearn for something I'll never feel

they know; that’s not a contradiction in their ideology but part of the point. they want to punish and inflict suffering on people who want to get abortions, who want to use drugs, etc, because they view those things as morally wrong and thus punishing the right individuals as morally correct. whether or not it actually ‘stops abortion’ isn’t the point to them

no offense to Socrates and Plato n all of them but I would’ve figured that stuff out too if I was like the 10th person to ever exist