Peerlesschild

These kids dug a hole under the fence surrounding their preschool using toy gardening tools. It took them a few days… a few days.

Sure, they may have evaded the teachers and risked their safety, but on the bright side, for 5-year-olds they sure have a lot of patience. My boys get upset if a project takes longer than 10 minutes.

Not only did these two boys hatch an elaborate caper—and, oh yes, this definitely qualifies as a caper—once free of the confines of the school grounds, they walked a more than a mile to a Jaguar dealership.

5-year-olds. Walked a mile. For a Jag.

Nicely done, comrades. Nicely done.

Gradually reduce the amount of numbers overcrowding the curriculum

Design problems using relatable real-world scenarios, like subtracting specific amounts of funding from an education budget

Plead with teacher’s union to make exception in order to get rid of Mr. Donovan

Fix smudge on projector transparency sheet on isosceles triangles