brother snackariah

alec i need you to lock yourself in a bunker right now

Now we know why no one could tell us about Alec! Cohort will be a headache!!! 😫 I think it will make us all rage! 😫 Someone kill that Zara already!

ALEC JACE TESSA KITTY DRU ASH DIEGO KIER EVERYONE!! GET BEHIND ME!!! OH GOD im so scared

Tbh, I think that Cohort will be infuriating, like... completely, and these two posts don't talk about the same thing. There's like three days difference between the posts and the Cohort one was first. But it's scary nonetheless. 🥲

Kaladin Queerblessed: Pride month is dead, but I'll see what I can do.

Average Shadowhunter schedule

"I asked chatgpt-" Well I asked Dalinar Kholin and he started quoting the entirety of The Way of Kings at me, which turned out oddly relevant to my situation actually

the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself