🎶U-N-I-Q-U-E🎶

Andrew Tate randomly decided to come for Greta Thunberg. Greta replies in what was the biggest burn of the century. Andrew claps back with a video where he is eating pizza. Romanian authorities realize that he is eating pizza from a Romanian pizza chain thus confirming that he was in the country and are able to track down his location. Andrew Tate is then arrested for *allegedly* human trafficking. You cannot make this shit up.

if being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now

You know…… I honestly was toying with the idea of coming back for a few months now …who knew 🤭

*whispers in lowercase* all I want for Christmas issssssssssss……..yoooooooooouuuuuUuuuu

One of these are not like the other 😂😂😂

So many people confuse being irresponsible with being fun and having self-control with being boring

Piping hot tea because some of y'all really think it’s cute to be out here casually ruining your health and lives

band: sings about being in love me: can’t relate florence + the machine: sings about being a big tall tree and watching as the world ends and becoming an omnipresent goddess who lives in the woods with her dryad brethren me, with tears in my eyes: me too florence me too