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Table Top Transition

My first dnd character was a canonically transfem tiefling. And all my other pcs were girls or eggs.

like, i want bitchy sarcastic jason who is completely resigned to the fact that that he can’t die and thus has become numb to death and injuries to the point where he’s like. completely given up on being careful. if he can’t die he might as well fuck around a bit, y’no? one time he and a bunch of other trainees were taken to the top of a mountain during a sandstorm and ordered to figure out how to get down without succumbing to the elements and that the person who got down first would be allowed extra rations and without hesitation jason turned, flipped everyone off, and jumped off the entire cliff face. when the remaining survivors made it down they found him on a deckchair sipping water from a bendy straw.

and damian being this little kid who jason just kinda found during his time at the league and went ‘ok so this is mine now.’ like i don’t want talia to have made jason his protector, i want jason to have skipped out on training because ‘whats my tutor gonna do, stab me?’ and he finds this little fuckin wayne kid out working through katas, and he’s like. holy shit. i want him. and he just starts hanging around with damian 24/7. damian isn’t 100% sure what to even do about this, but jason won’t leave him alone and is kinda great with kids and also is really helpful with helping teach him tips and tricks for combat training so like. he just ends up begrudgingly accepting and eventually relishing in jason’s presence.

to be clear, damian trusts jason with his LIFE. thats his insane mentor who sings too loudly and makes shitty jokes before decapitating a bunch of people who try to hurt damian. thats the erratic but incredibly skilled fighter who has endless patience for teaching and is probably the only reason damian managed to succeed during league training as a child. thats red hood, who is clearly messed up in the head but if damian asks for advice suddenly gets weirdly mature and wise about random shit. thats his guy. his buddy. but he’s also a fucking menace to society and he can’t die so like, both damian and jason’s reference for ‘brotherly roughhousing’ is SUPREMELY fucked by the time they get to gotham.

they end up giving the rest of the family fucking heart attacks.

Red Hood: Robin~

Red Hood: Roooooobin~

Robin: Todd. I’m busy.

Red Hood: and i’m bored. entertain me.

Nightwing: maybe we could-

Robin: *snatches Jason’s gun off him and shoots him in the chest*

Red Hood: *falls off the side of the building, landing in an alley with a SMACK*

Nightwing, fucking horrified: W-

Robin: there, that should give us a minute or two of peace.

Nightwing: OH MY GO-

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Damian: how long does it take while burning alive for your pain nerves to numb?

Jason: huh. dunno. wanna see?

Bruce and Tim, looking up from the batcomputer:

Damian: there’s gasoline by the batmobile

Jason: i always did like the smell of gasoline. oil me up baby.

Bruce: what on earth are you two- OH MY GOD NO

Tim: DAMIAN PUT DOWN THE LIGHTER

Bruce: JASON OH GOD-

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Steph: *walks in to find Jason on the floor, skin slightly blue and unresponsive*

Steph: what’s wrong with him?

Damian, reading nearby: he was messing around and got a plastic bag stuck on his head, removing his access to oxygen.

Steph: holy- and he passed out-? WAIT HE ISN’T BREATHING- ALFRED! ALFRED!

Damian: what on earth do you think Pennyworth will be able to do?

Steph: WHY DIDN’T YOU HELP HIM?!

Damian: i did help.

Steph:

Damian: i put the bag in the recycling.

say cheese! wait what was that

summer fits !!

honest, i tried to stay original with takuya but i deefinitely stole this design, (by @temagoth ima jus @ you to let you know, this one thing you drew four years ago has me in a chokehold, godbless) it's just too perfect like that's exactly what he would wear they're completely right, kouji's hair is also peak 🙏, alright, anyway,

HAPPY ODAIBA DAY

Tim: You’re a thug. Jason: I prefer the term Freedom Fighter. Somewhere in the multiverse a cybernetically enhanced Jason finds a nifty little Drake Industries ancilla and together they take on the corrupt elite of Gotham. Sadly AI’s have a limited life-span but luckily for Jason, TIM’s creator is also on board with that agenda.  Cyberpunk 2077 got me feelin’ some kind of way… and there’s a lot to unpack here so have fun with that! <3 Close ups under the cut! PS “TIM” Stands for “Tactical Information Manager” ;D

PPS if you’re on a computer, right click on the image > open image in new tab. Now you have a nifty little magnifying glass and can full view this beast <3

Some arts for Pathfinder ask in vk.

Damian, mildly annoyed at Bruce at the moment: It's quite simple. Batmam steals young children from their bed, usually nine or ten or so. Then he takes you to his lair and give you a deal.

Damian: If you can beat him in a game of your choosing, he will train you to be Robin. If you lose, you are eaten. I beat him in a classic fencing game. He's quite good with swords, but he wasn't very good with the sport itself.

Tim, standing next to him: Yeah, I beat him at a memory card game. I like totally cheated, but I'm too old for him to eat now, so ot doesn't matter.

Damian, nodding: Yes. The worst part of the job is disposing of failed Robins bones. He usually sucks them clean and leaves them all over the floor.

Tim: Yeah, its messy. But after you hit, like 15 he stops trying to eat you, so that's cool.

Damian: I have not yet reached 15. I'm still in danger. If you have more questions, ask Nightwing, as he was the first to avoid being eaten.

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Same interviewer, at a different date: Mr. Nightwing. Is it true Batman tries to eat potential Robins?