click away

I will probably get through this just like I have gotten through everything before but I need to be really stressed and scared first

its so funny watching people freak out over mr internet man finding out about internet ship that involves the movie he made, like are we SURPRISED?? mark has made jokes about the ships between him and his friends before of COURSE HE WAS GONNA FIND OUT ABOUT BLOODYMARY LMAO

People being surprised Mark knows about bloodymary have not been in the trenches of the Markiplier fandom. Of course he knows. He always knows.

as a human my ideal way to die would be something quick and painless in a national park at a very old age. as a bug my ideal way to die would be being accidentally crushed by a little girl playing outside and cried over and buried with a leaf headstone

I know about the power of kitties

Happy Smallpox Eradication Day

my boss's trans lesbian daughter gave me really gross Chinese liquor

great mnemonic for the names of the planets

Bedtime should work like in computer games where I lie down and click "yes" on a menu and then there's an eight hour timeskip and I can get up again all refreshed.

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much