Some guy called the park today and asked if we have any outdoor snow activities coming up.
βWe should soon,β I said, βWeather permitting.β
ββWeather permittingβ?β he asked. βCan you clarify what you mean by that?β
βI mean... provided it gets cold enough,β I said.
βAnd why is that necessary?β
βBecause... snow... melts?β
back in September I kept getting calls from people wanting me to make the monarch butterfly migration happen for their weekend picnics
sir I do not have the powers you expect from me
Curious if you live in pawnee Indiana and is your name by chance Leslie Knope???
I do live in Indiana and I do work in parks and rec but I am not that woman.
Apparently much of the plot of Parks and Rec comes from actual real town hall meetings.

















