god he has all the stupid little tuna melt ingredients prepared in containers in a neat stack in his fridge. he's losing the idgaf war in ways no one has ever lost before. "I was gonna make one for me I can make two" shut up you FREAK with your temperature controlled ginger ale. do you think this is the first time in his life he's actually tried to get someone to stay at his house. like I'm sure sveta has stayed over for a few days or whatever but it's just. baby's first crush. he logicked shane into a corner so he'd run out of excuses to leave and then he put everything in little containers right next to the ginger ale so he could get it all out quickly and smoothly and shane would think he was so nonchalant and wouldn't notice that he just accidentally got a husband. memorized his stupid little schedule. he was pacing around the house before shane got there, putting on his suit in the mirror. he whipped that shirt at Shane so quick HE WASNT EVEN WEARING A SHIRT he put it by the bed so he could put shane in his clothes. oh my god he cleaned his room and left a tshirt casually by the bed. picked out the one he wanted shane to wear. mayor of yearntown. king of yearnia. i think i hauve covid

FUCKKKKKKKKKKK AND THEN and then, sorry I'm normal, and then when shane is leaving he picks up the shirt but he won't put it back on AHHHHHSHVDNPWPCKSPQLFNFJAP fuck. do you think shane took the shirt when he left. or did he leave it. do you think he went and picked up his own clothes even in his panic bc he couldn't go back to his hotel room in a different shirt and have hayden wonder why he's in a men's shirt that doesn't fit and isn't his when he was supposed to be out fucking a girl. hayden would not notice in a million years but shane would worry so much he'd fucking bring it up and he's such a bad liar oh my god what excuse would he come up with. DO YOU THINK HE FOLDED ILYAS SHIRT BEFORE HE LEFT IT BEHIND OR DID HE LEAVE IT BUNCHED ON THE FLOOR??? IM A REGULAR GUY hey. im a regular guy. I'm experiencing this media normally. I already know the plot and I'm having a regular normal reaction to seeing it play out.

god he has all the stupid little tuna melt ingredients prepared in containers in a neat stack in his fridge. he's losing the idgaf war in ways no one has ever lost before. "I was gonna make one for me I can make two" shut up you FREAK with your temperature controlled ginger ale. do you think this is the first time in his life he's actually tried to get someone to stay at his house. like I'm sure sveta has stayed over for a few days or whatever but it's just. baby's first crush. he logicked shane into a corner so he'd run out of excuses to leave and then he put everything in little containers right next to the ginger ale so he could get it all out quickly and smoothly and shane would think he was so nonchalant and wouldn't notice that he just accidentally got a husband. memorized his stupid little schedule. he was pacing around the house before shane got there, putting on his suit in the mirror. he whipped that shirt at Shane so quick HE WASNT EVEN WEARING A SHIRT he put it by the bed so he could put shane in his clothes. oh my god he cleaned his room and left a tshirt casually by the bed. picked out the one he wanted shane to wear. mayor of yearntown. king of yearnia. i think i hauve covid

kinda love this dynamic where ilya's like i get to have sex with anyone i want anytime i want and i also get to tell you about it while you visibly try to repress your feelings. but the second i think you might be having sex with someone else i am going to absolutely fucking spiral. epic crash out. because when I have sex it is empty and meaningless and utterly devoid of real emotional intimacy but you are a rule-following little dweeb who would still be a virgin if i hadn't deflowered you when we were like 18 so i fucking KNOW it means something to you!!!!!! the hypocrisy is delicious

im honestly mourning the persona liam payne was in my life growing up. there is a space in me that’s always going to be 13 loving these men and there is a space in me that’s angry for everything he did to the girls around him who will never get any kind of justice. 1d was everything to angry, sad, isolated teenage me who desperately carved a space for herself online. liam payne was plastered over my walls, my social medias, my notebooks. i carried him everywhere. she gets to mourn the childhood he helped create. but god i am so angry. im furious at men who see the devotion of the young girls who prop them up as something to destroy. there is no justice that will ever fix how he left his victims, especially not now that he’s gone. and both of those things have left me inexplicably numb.

Imagine being born in a family where everyone is actively trying to kill you. Also your dick exploded