Sam

i know we're not supposed to say this but i literally love being alone and going on the computer

I hate when I get two problems in a row. They’re all gonna think I’m making it up.

whispering "do it scared" to myself before taking a deep breath and entering the bank to commit my first armed robbery

and please remember to stay up late because that’s free time

the human hand is a wonderfully versatile tool for trying to carry one thing too many and dropping everything all over the fucking floor

Let’s bring Flash development back so 14 year olds can create extremely violent and greasy minigames about eviscerating Labubu and upload them to Newgrounds.

oh hello delightful forest boar. why are you charging at me so fast

i heard there's a guy who lives in my blood called michael plastics and hes going to kill everyone?

so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

it would be crazy to be the first guy to be blown up by a hand grenade. what the hell just bounced in here. some kind of component