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001: Why do I need two gas masks on my collar

002: I'm cosplaying well like i mean well you know uhhh

003: Do you feel stunned? I threw the firecracker

004: Wake me up when you set the Christmas table

005: I want snickers

006: With Shidou-san, we will go defeat the bad boys in the name of love all over the world just like in the comics

007: I've been rejuvenated for 10 years. Now I'm cunt (kent)*

*кент ("kent" by pronunciation) - it's a slang term for a friend or buddy in russia. The original meaning is "an accomplice to a crime" During the explanation, I found out that there is such a brand of cigarettes. So in any case, you'll understand that the joke is that he got the word mixed up because of the similar pronunciation (and in general, that the artist does not know how to draw adult men at all (not neg))

008: In the name of the Lord and order to save money, we go buy Christmas sweets right now

009: While snowboarding, I fucking crashed into a newly painted fence

010: In order not to blow, the motorcyclist put on a leather jacket backwards. He had an accident. The cop is interviewing the witnesses. One says: "at first he was alive and breathing. And then, when we started to fix his head, he stopped breathing"

000: Now I have another goal - to control the train

Jackalope: Solve the riddle*

*ANSWER: this is the order of ingredients for the festive flaky salad "mimosa"