sleepy

for you 🩷 @broetchen

leaving a bad review of The Art of War on Amazon so my enemies don't buy it

summer thunderstorms are one of the most romantic things in the world, actually

@rialtoir

@rialtoir

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

(trying to flirt) can i be your problem

let's be eccentric old people together

i get so miserable off that scenario i made up in my head

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

becoming homophobic because when two characters in a scene have the same pronouns you have to say their names one william times

@broetchen

@rialtoir

@broetchen

wir 🥺🥺 @broetchen