Bro, do you even honk?

did sandra oh win any awards for this? 

And there are seven of them.

some of you lot: Yeah, but I don’t personally like them so they should all die, sorry.

No wonder they barely work when you buy them.

But God is so good and He always knows what we need!

“Why don’t you have a some food and maybe you’ll feel better.“

The Lord then asked, “Art thou better?”, and Elijah replied, “Indeed Lord, I am better”. Then the Lord further advised Elijah, saying unto him, “Thou art not thineself when thou art hungry”.

Y’ALL SEEING THIS???

Poor Grandma

but now that you have backstory I was just standing in my kitchen making rice, everythings dead silent, and suddenly this fucking “HEWWO??” echoes through the whole apartment and it almost killed me

Instant chaos. It wasn’t even Fish’s best words. If she had only said it once, maybe no would have noticed, but the repetition got attention and everyone just lost it. I made the mistake of praising Fish and suddenly I have the sister turn on me. “Are you why she says ‘oh no’ all the time?” Apparently Fish rarely “meows” properly anymore and will say “Oh no” whenever she’s mildly inconvenienced and wants a human to fix it for her.

Credits: GoblinsStoleMyHouse

happy easter

Are we surprised tho

disney’s been hiring lesbians

Every time he said “ma’am” you could tell he really was saying “bitch” in his head and it meant so much to me

Just in case you forgot, she is the girl who wore a rifle around a college campus after a major school shooting.