Potato Dad

And you’re telling me the 90s isn’t a hoax.

Test your smoke alarm by setting your house on fire

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

what does this say in english

A car radio that picks up everyone else’s music that’s playing

*wakes up at 3 am sweating like a pig* maybe im too boring to be a lesbian

my man neil was just making a fun tweet and this cat straight up murdered him

my biggest pet peeve is when I call a boy pretty and about six people have their necks swivel all the way around on their shoulders exorcist style just to tell me that boys aren’t pretty they’re handsome

#votethemout

Contributing to oppositional nominee funds for 24 vulnerable Republican representatives is a way to get them good and scared now, so they won’t try any more shenangians.

Replace all staircases with ladders and vise versa

I just read a sentence referencing Chicago’s “exploding deer population” and boy did I misunderstand for a second.

The exploding deer are really starting to affect rush-hour traffic. And they’re going to make picnics in Chicago’s many parks very difficult come summer time.