Crunchatize Me Cap'n

dont fuck with me or ill weld all your joints shut in your sleep

gonna be walkin like a gingerbread man

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

watching pirates of the carribean and danm that fish dude is ugly

his name is johnny depp

puttting macking cheese in the michael wave

hey people who know astrology shit. ive been having a lot of feeligs lately. any planets i can blame that on.

earth

:V

Lmfao “infiltrating” I got some news for yall about the institution of the police

nothing makes me more nervous than my bus taking a different route then it normally does like???? where are u taking me