anyone else feel like god is just toying with u however he pleases . he thinks hes so funny . well im about to be hilarious

me about to commit blasphemy

also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

 ╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡◜◝  ╮  (                      )  (        cock       )    (                  )      ╰     ͜      ╯                      O                    o                             °       〃∩　∧＿∧      ⊂⌒（ ´・ω・）       ｀ヽ_っ＿/￣￣￣/ 　           　   ＼/＿＿＿/ 

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

adhd culture is having a near death experience every time you drive.

Honestly, Britney Spears was right. My loneliness is killing me