You guys on MySpace?

Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.

This is surprisingly motivating.

do you ever wonder if u have a reputation like people u dont even know could have opinions about u 

why is it that were always told not to get tattoos at a young age because we “will regret it later on” when we are basically told to choose a career path by age 18? i’d rather be 40 years old with a tattoo that meant something to me when i was young than be 40 years old not wanting to get out of bed to go to a job that i hate because i was forced to decide on a career in my teens

This picture defines how I use the internet.

This is terrifying.

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

does anyone know avocado’s number

1 guacamole= 6.023X10^23

in elementary school i wanted to play an instrument but my mom wouldnt let me bc she said id be “more annoying than i already was”

do celebrities ever get called for jury duty? imagine having shaquille o’neal declare you guilty

get slammed in two courts at once

I would rather wander around a store for 9 hours than ask an employee where something is and this I do not understand

this is literally my thought process like all of the time

learning all the words to a song where the singer sings really fast so you can sing along at the same speed is honestly the most satisfying thing