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isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

mosaics are made from broken pieces but they’re still works of art and so are you

If you want to ruin a song forever use it for your alarm

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

“you’re all posers” i say to the models. they are very good at their job

send this to your crush

Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.

names are so weird it’s like what noise should i make to get your attention

Why are goosebumps called goosebumps

few people know this but there are actually tiny geese trapped under your skin. when you get cold they think it’s time to fly south for the winter so they try to break free and the bumps on your skin are their beaks trying to break through. trust me. i am a goosologist. i study geese. my wife is a goose. we have three beautiful goose-human hybrid children. don’t judge our love.

do dogs think in barks

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