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You are going to be okay. If you don’t expect yourself to be okay, you’re gonna see all of the bad parts of your life as the dominant ones. But if you hold onto hope, you’ll see all the beautiful parts of your life. Trust me, you have good all around you, don’t be blind to it because the bad seems so oppressive

the feature i really need tumblr to add is to have your moms phone number on your profile so if you disagree with me i call your mom to tattle on you but then your mom and i get to talking and we realize we actually have a lot in common then at the same time we say “maybe we should continue this conversation over dinner” then we both laugh and that night your mom and i meet for dinner and i bring her flowers and pay for her food and we have a beautiful evening together that leads into an even more beautiful night on a beach under the stars and i turn to your mom and say “i know this may seem a little fast but i’ve never felt this way before” and she says “i was thinking the same thing” and we kiss under the moonlight and we realize in that moment that we want to spend the rest of our lives together so i move in with her and fall in love more every day and we grow old together and she passes before i do but luckily i’ve come to think of her children like they’re my own then years later i’m on my death bed and you say “you were like a second mother to me” and i say “hey remember when you disagreed with me online 50 years ago well L + ratio + i fucked your mom LOL” then i die having got the last word in

The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical

and they were tombmates…

oh my god they were tombmates…

Allison Weiss — Fingers Crossed