HEY READ THIS IT'S ABOUT ME!!!
updated 17.06.2026
Hello. Around these parts, they know me as Ivy (they/she thank you kindly). I'm literally just a girl (not really. Actually a genderfuckery thing turned human.) I'm really cool, but not in a tryhard way. i Just am.
I AM 18 YEARS OF AGE!!!! I LOVE ALCOHOL
I have 3 piercings because i'm basic
I want to get a tattoo.
Half of my friends are 40 and above
BECAUSE I'M A MORRIS DANCER AND I MAKE IT MY WHOLE PERSONALITY (not really. only a little bit.)
I'm a fucking NERD (derogatory). Maths, physics, it's my thing.
i'm annoyingly English. cup of tea? always. football? it's coming home. Chippy? FUCK YEAH
oh yeah i like football
and music
and all sorts of cool things
did i mention i am a kayaker?
See below the cut for more interesting things about me (address, national insurance number, photo of the back of my bank card, mother's maiden name, photo of my ID, and more!)














