IVY !!

updated 17.06.2026

Hello. Around these parts, they know me as Ivy (they/she thank you kindly). I'm literally just a girl (not really. Actually a genderfuckery thing turned human.) I'm really cool, but not in a tryhard way. i Just am.

I AM 18 YEARS OF AGE!!!! I LOVE ALCOHOL

I have 3 piercings because i'm basic

I want to get a tattoo.

Half of my friends are 40 and above

BECAUSE I'M A MORRIS DANCER AND I MAKE IT MY WHOLE PERSONALITY (not really. only a little bit.)

I'm a fucking NERD (derogatory). Maths, physics, it's my thing.

i'm annoyingly English. cup of tea? always. football? it's coming home. Chippy? FUCK YEAH

oh yeah i like football

and music

and all sorts of cool things

did i mention i am a kayaker?

See below the cut for more interesting things about me (address, national insurance number, photo of the back of my bank card, mother's maiden name, photo of my ID, and more!)

(also i'm a lazy bastard i cba to correct people on pronouns constantly. lucky for me i seem to be in a woman phase right now, so not much misgendering going on.)

ANOTHER THING. i might just be a woman but i hate being perceived as a woman by other people. I want them to see me as a big strong man. i guess i just want to be a masculine woman? and that's ok. BUT I MIGHT GO BACK TO BEING A MAN BECAUSE I mIGHT be GENDeRFLUID!!!!

QORC 2026. Friday night. set up tents. ate dinner. TRIED to get an early night. sessions went on late into the night. at some point it switched to renditions of just pop songs. A member of Rose and Castle had various things like spinning plates and a diabolo. I find out i am very good at the diabolo.

saturday was fucking boiling. our coach didn't have working aircon. BUT lovely dance spots. watched the football (ENGLAND WON!!). Got whacked on the side of my head full force with a metal tankard. yeowch. (i'm ok now my face just hurts). also brilliant ceilidh band and caller. lots of fun.

SUNDAY. danced by a lovely bit of canal. i don't remember the name. saddleworth morris men were certainly a highlight. Although all the sides were brilliant. Never seen any North West clog. it's brilliant. THen drove home, very tired and sore