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I FUCKING LOST IT WHEN HE STARTED SHOUTING

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sexhaver

broke: only slash three tires because if you slash all four then insurance will cover it but they won’t cover three (this is literally not true btw and could serve to establish in court that you were slashing their tires to cause maximum financial damage as opposed to an emotional rage)

woke: slash all four tires because fuck em

bespoke: slash two tires diagonally opposite from each other. nobody has more than one spare, it’s impossible to get up on jacks, and trying to drive it will destroy the undercarriage as it rocks back and forth and slams into the ground

true ending: don’t fucking slash tires because they’re under insane amounts of pressure and putting a knife between yourself and an exploding tire is a bad idea. just get a pair of clippers and cut the valve stem to cause an unfixable leak like a normal person

transwrongs

now why would u think my gay ass knows what a valve stem is…?

sexhaver

this fucker right here

thebootydiaries

im such a possessive person i just saw someone calling Karl Marx just “Karl” like they’re on a first name basis and i got jealous

bumbleturkey

LITERALLY POSSESSIVE OVER DADDY COMMUNISM! I THINK HE WOULD UH HAVE A FEW THINGS TO SAY ABOUT THIS!

thebootydiaries

u know what . i wish i had never posted this

ampervadasz

Unmute !

alittlefallofgay

The girls are TALKING

rooftop-bingo

the girls are FRUSTRATED because they are READY TO PERFORM AND TAKE DOWN THE PREY

muscosus

lovelyardie

When Mr Bibs sees a bird out the window that he can’t get, he gets so frustrated he just pukes

mookimooks

LMFAOOOOO

garrettauthor

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

thyrell

what’s the punchline here

thyrell

wait

thyrell

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tiredpug

i work at a gym largely frequented by older women, and today as one of them left after her workout she accidentally pulled the entire door handle off and just slowly looked at her bicep in horror as if she was terrified of her new strength. it was beautiful.

kayleefabulous

ok so I got added to this facebook group where people post bad pictures they’ve taken of boats and do you wanna see maybe the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

kayleefabulous

greelin

good responses to getting stabbed with a sword

rude

that’s fair

not again

are you gonna want this back or can i keep it

youlovetoseeit

you hate to see it

dailytwitterposts

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clitstopher

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He dead

fuckyahumor

oh shit

ripe

mimikyyuu

Lick button

nourrice

sometimes you gotta: thank god that’s finished! and move on girl

gaterade

I’m the random punctuation

paprika

iwontallowit

j4ya

lasanyer

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puniper

‘what do you even talk about with people online so much?’

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j4ya

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