my dude, I am trying my best

“yeah i’ll spend $0.99 to make you regret hitting post”

I mean I know a certain level of projection on fictional characters and situations is inevitable and even healthy, but sometimes you got to step back into the real world to remind yourself that Character X is not your shitty parent/abusive ex/asshole boss/bully from high school, and that people who like Character X are not personally victimizing you.

idk how everyone isnt hopelessly infatuated with chickadees. they say their own names. got real close to one yesterday and it was so small and round. it looked like a toy. no way you’re real, i said. but it was. and it did a sick lil hop down to a new branch

i need to eat a food. none of the food in the house is The Right Food. what is the right food? only god knows. and we're not on speaking terms right now.

I had someone over and said "don't let Pangur eat from your plate, your food is spicy and will hurt her." and he just looked at me in disbelief and said "I'm not letting your cat eat from my plate for other reasons."

That's one way to stay warm and "safe?". Lol Also accurate to having a cat. lol