uh guys this is REAL and here is an article for more context

BEFORE ANYONE CLOWNS ON THIS POST HERES A LINK TO WHEN CAMDEN NEW JERSEY DEFUNDED THEIR POLICE FORCE AND REDUCED CRIME RATES BY 40% BECAUSE OF IT

I walk this lonely road. in my bag, i have a giant toad

Don’t know where it goes, but it’s only me and this giant toad

shouts out to my fellow nonsense ladies rambling aimlessly about who knows what

emperor kuzco was clearly gay

hes 19, with unlimited power, and he ain’t got a gf. the only time we see him interact with any women his own age is when he’s rejecting like 7 of them rapid fire. he pretends to date pacha in a gag that lasts like 10 solid minutes. listen to me god damnit

I feel like the fact this got popular without a dominant caption is a tribute to 2020

the fact that time passes and things change and people leave and you can only go back to a place physically and you will never be 14 15 16 again………….. i don’t understand how we are meant to endure that

i feel like every year just seems to get progressively more surreal to me so at this point i really am just waiting to disconnect from the flow of time entirely